worst. pickup. line. ever. - Democratic Underground

UpsideDownFlag

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Fri Aug-20-04 04:59 PM
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worst. pickup. line. ever.

so i'm eating at Arby's with my sister and some friends, and this random guy walks up to her and says:

"hey, what have you been smoking? cuz you're looking pretty high...

...high on my priorities!".

i looked right at him and was like "if that's the best you can do, you need to get the hell away from my sister right now".

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DemocratSinceBirth

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Fri Aug-20-04 05:00 PM
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1. At Least He Didn't Say He Was A Young Republican (nt)

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derby378

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Fri Aug-20-04 05:01 PM
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2. Deeeeeep hurting!!!

Now I need some Excedrin, dammit! :evilgrin:

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LDS Jock

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Fri Aug-20-04 05:02 PM
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3. you can also turn someone down with an email address

Just make up any user name and follow with @papernapkin.net and it will auto generate a somewhat rude turndown. I tested it last night after reading about it and works immediately. Have fun.

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