Olympic sports you'd like to see ...

[NewHampshireDem]

Poll question: Olympic sports you'd like to see ...

Sorry ... bored. :shrug:

[Kellanved]

1. Ikea constructing...

and Arschbombe ("cannonball" diving).

Also maybe a few of the events removed from the Olympics in earlier days, like sack racing.

[TheMightyFavog]

31. 10m, 5m, and 3m Bellyflop

The Japanese Sumo Wrestlers would sweep those events.

[LDS Jock]

2. Men's synchronized swimming

Its the dumbest thing anyway, but to see some hairy legs popping out of the water in sequence would be hysterical.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

32. Men's sychronized swimming would be a riot!

[Ruffhowse]

3. How about hit a repug in the face with a water balloon toss?

[LDS Jock]

4. How about a rapping competition?

Like in that 8 Mile.

[jjmalonejr]

5. Long distance Bush-bashing?

[IronLionZion]

6. oil wrestling!

[TowelBoy]

24. YOU WIN!

[GOPisEvil]

7. wet t-shirt contest

[TowelBoy]

25. You got second (check above!)

[Hubert Flottz]

40. On pogo sticks!

I'd watch!

[Mizmoon]

8. Biggest bong hit competition

The Rastas will run away with it.

[sidestreamer]

9. No one mentioned Football? ((n/t))

[NewHampshireDem]

10. Football is already part of the Olympics ...

Even Women's Football ....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/olympics_2004/football/3585184.stm

[sidestreamer]

12. Ah! ((n/t))

[name not needed]

11. Headbanging

If curling can be in the Olympics, we can charge 35 bucks to watch a couple of guys rock out to old Megadeth albums.

[Deja Q]

13. Circle-jerk contests?

Heck, the Greeks put artwork on their pottery depicting wholesome man-on-man activities, so how do we know they didn't do the aforementioned topic either? :shrug:

[Beaverhausen]

14. Internet surfing? Copycat thread creating?

[Drifter]

15. Juggling ...

It would be sweet to watch Anthony Gatto run 7 clubs (or 9 balls) for a couple of minutes.

Cheers
Drifter

[punpirate]

16. The Republican hammer throw...

... take one Republican, one extra-heavy-duty dog leash, and have at. The fun part is when they drag on the ground a bit before getting them up to speed for launch.... :P

[Swamp Rat]

17. HAHAHA! Sanskrit spellingbee...

:D

[Ron Green]

18. Jiggling

Remember the jiggle sports of the '70s and '80s? Well, it's time.

[NewHampshireDem]

20. Damn ... wish I had thought of it ...

"Battle of the Network Stars" :doh:

[Blue-Jay]

19. What? No monkey knife-fights?

I guess I'll go with foxy boxing...

[NewHampshireDem]

23. "Furious George! What have they done to your beautiful face?" eom

[TowelBoy]

26. Wow, you beat the oil wrestling!

[IronLionZion]

29. we can combine them

knife-wielding monkey oil wrestling...sounds like a typical Friday night eh?

[TowelBoy]

30. HAHAHA You're my hero!

[TowelBoy]

27. Wow, you beat the oil wrestling!

[zbdent]

21. Whatever the Swedish Bikini Team is competing in

You ain't getting my beer, man . . .

[zbdent]

22. Oh, and

The Twins







(Not the baseball team . . .)

[TroubleMan]

28. GIRLS ON TRAMPOLINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry for sounding sexist, but I really would like to see that.

[Endangered Specie]

34. Umm, actaully they DO have trampoline...

Just watched it :) :)

[NewHampshireDem]

39. Was that surreal or what?

It came on when I was flipping and my wife was like, "What the hell is that?" I said, "Girls on trampolines ... I bet the next one is gonna have big hooters--and she's gonna take the gold." Well, apparently they are actually judged on something related to "atheletic ability." Go figure. :shrug:

[Endangered Specie]

33. Circle Jerks

[Endangered Specie]

35. Belching Farting and Sneezing

with categories of endurance, pitch, loudness, form, style, odor, and facial expression.

[bikebloke]

36. Synchronized channel surfing.

Especially the 200 meter freestyle.

[Endangered Specie]

37. Map-reading, a mens only one of course

;) j/k

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[LWolf]

41. okay, here are a few real possibilities:

Some of my favorite childhood sports never seen at the Olympics:

Gymkana

Cutting

Reining; actually, this one is recognized by the International Equestrian Federation, and is included in the World Equestrian Games (WEG), which take place every four years, in the even year between two Summer Olympic Games. In Atlanta 2000, there was a "demonstration," and it may someday be included in the Olympics.