If all mammals have hair, and whales are mammals...

[Guy Fawkes]

do whales shave? I've never seen a whale with a beard. :silly:

on edit: This is a silly post, based on the Dilbert strip about the same thing. It can be found in "Shave the Whales."

[kestrel91316]

1. All mammals have MAMMAE, silly...................

not necessarily hair/fur. The criterion is mammary glands, not insulation type.

[Guy Fawkes]

2. I know that, You know that... But do the whales know that?

(besides, this is a silly thread)

[Gyre]

3. Baleen is a keratin substance

and forms the filters thru which plankton-feeding whales expell water through to get a mouthful of chow. Keratin is also what our nails and hair are made of.

Gyre

[soundhead]

4. If all mammals have hair...

What does that make Cheney?

A bald reptillian chickenhawk warmonger?

[Droopy]

5. Welcome to DU, soundhead.

I think you've got Cheney all figured out. :toast:

[comradebillyboy]

6. i am a mammal but i have no hair

even my eye lashes and nose hair fell out. so some of us mammals have no hair.

[A HERETIC I AM]

7. "My wife bought some hair at a fair to use as a spare.......

did i care? Au Contraire! Spare hair is fair. In fact, hair can be rare. Fred Astaire got no hair. Nor does a pear. And where is the hair on a chair? or a chocolate eclair? No where, mon frer!

I will now declare an end to this affair of the hair and repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?"

George Carlin (Paraphrased)

[Elginoid]

8. you're jerkin' my merkin...

:evilgrin: