Feeling the need for a new Bob Boudelang column

[Bozita]

Where is he? Is he on another secret mission for Gawd and the Republican Party?

Or is he still hitch-hiking back to the trailer park from his trip to the Democrap Convention in Philadelphia?

You know, when you need to know, you can't take no for an answer.

[patdem]

1. How can we know what the reptilicians are doing without Bob???

He is our link to the other party! We know, how Bob goes, so goes the reptilican party!

I know I am suffering irony poor blood as of late!!!