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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 05:33 PM
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would you dance naked for a monkey?
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 05:35 PM
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1. aaahhh, that's a cute monkey
Don't monkeys throw their own feces? If so, then I most certainly would not dance naked for a monkey. :)
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medeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 05:36 PM
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2. if it's a gorrilla...
nt
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 05:37 PM
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3. most likely
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 05:41 PM
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4. I'm supposed to entertain a chimpanzee?
That's not a monkey - he's a chimpanzee.
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 05:44 PM
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5. I'm sure a lot of hookers did during the AWOL years...
...and the young and irresponsible years (up to 40 and beyond?).
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 05:50 PM
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6. Depends on the monkey

:evilgrin:
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Mara Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 09:37 PM
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7. Of course!!

That would be funny.

:D
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MichelleMalkin Donating Member (21 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 10:00 PM
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8. Only if he is a good tipper.
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 10:20 PM
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9. Isn't he a bit young for naked dancing?
:shrug:
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 10:39 PM
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10. i have, and from personal experience, monkees are lousy tippers
no money, just another banana.
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