Apologies to Michael Brown (Chad Mitchell Trio)

[banana republican]

Sung to the tune of the John Birch Society.


Oh, we're meetin' at the courthouse at eight o'clock tonight
You just walk in the door and take the first turn to the right
Be careful when you get there, we hate to be bereft
But we're taking down the names of everybody turning left
Oh, we're the PNA-C, the PNA-C
Here to save our country from the terrorist’s plot

Join the PNA-C, help us fill the ranks
To get this movement started we need lots of tools and cranks
Now there's no one that we're certain Osama doesn't touch
But we think that A. Franken doth protest a bit too much
We only hail the hero’s from whom we get our name
We're not sure just what they did but they’re our hero's just the same
Oh, we're the PNA-C, the PNA-C
Liberalism is the ism dismalest of all

Join the PNA-C, there's so much to do
Have you heard they're serving vodka at the WTO?
Well you've heard about the agents that we've already named
Well PNA-C has agents that are flauntedly unashamed
We're after Bev Harris and we've gotten Valerie Plame
And the day we get Bruce Springsteen will set the world aflame
Oh we're the PNA-C, the PNA-C
The Reverend Jerry Falwell thinks he's just kidding us along

But the PNA-C knows he spilled the beans
He keeps on preaching brotherhood, but we know what he means
We'll teach you how to spot 'em in the cities or the sticks
For even Jasper Junction is just full of Terrorists
The CIA's subversive and so's the FCC
There's no one left but thee and we, and we're not sure of thee
Oh, we're the PNA-C, the PNA-C
Here to save our country from a terroristic plot

Join the PNA-C in holding off the shrubs
We'll use our hand and hearts and if we must we'll use our clubs
Do you want John Aschroft to be your Ayatollah?
Do you want Ms. Pickles teaching at Loyola?
You cannot trust your neighbor or even next of kin
If sister is a mister then you gotta turn him in
Oh, we're the PNA-C, the PNA-C
Fighting for the right to fight the right fight for the Right

Join the PNA-C as we're marching on
And we'll all be glad to see you when we're meeting to P
To P. to PNACCCCCCCCCC..

[DivinBreuvage]

1. Damn, somebody else here has heard of the Chad Mitchell Trio?

And the infamous banned John Birch Society song?

My mother has all their albums but the Harry Belafonte one and the last couple with John Denver. I grew up listening to their music and still love it.

I salute you, Banana Republican! :toast: