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stranger_with_candy Donating Member (549 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-22-04 12:18 AM
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If your eye got poked out in this life
will it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-22-04 01:10 AM
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1. Yeah, but if you've been married several times
which husband will be kind enough to give it to you?
(hmmm...giving it to you...whole 'nother connotation with that one!)
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samplegirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-22-04 01:15 AM
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2. that depends
on how you treated her on earth!!!!!!LOL
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-22-04 01:17 AM
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4. 'Zactly!
'Cause you gotta be treated right to treat back...pay it forward...lol
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-22-04 01:16 AM
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3. If you're lucky enough to not be "Left Behind" during the Rapture...
...and you have false teeth, do you have to eat mashed food in heaven?
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-22-04 01:18 AM
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5. Whipped cream
yeah, whipped cream...no mash...just whipped cream and thinkin' you're eating sweet clouds...
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samplegirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-22-04 01:28 AM
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6. it could be worse
say your wife was Lorenna Bobbit!
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samplegirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-22-04 01:41 AM
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7. eye candy
http://www.happytreefriends.com/watch_episodes/flash/eye.html
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