Picture this if it doesn't cause you heart failure to think about.

[Racenut20]

You are in a perimeter defense along the DMZ. From outside the fence comes the mortars and grenades. You call for close air support to beat them away, not knowing the Texas Air National Guard has recently been activated. You look up. There is the sky is a flight of four F-102's (you don't know they are 102's because they are obsolete and you don't know what they look like)

You think your prayers are answered, not knowing it is Lt. Shrub, and three of the Dallas Cowboys at the helm.

[meegbear]

1. If I don't half these things ...

I don't I'd have heart failure.

[IronLionZion]

2. What is scarier

is when you call for air support but commander in chief blow-snorter has restructured international military deployment so the closes planes are on the ground in friggin California! By the time Rummy sends bombers all the way to Korea, you and most of South Korea have already bought the farm.

Chimp blames Al Qaeda for this and sends US and Israeli troops into Iran. The world goes to hell in a handbasket faster than you can say black gold texas tea.

Shrub reminds us of Sep. 11 and that there are scary people trying to kill us. Then they actually kill us.

[KG]

3. lt shrub is a coward. he would have aborted his flight due to, um,

'engine troubles'