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1. When I was kicking around grad school (Oklahoma State), I was involved with all the Hispanic/Latino clubs. We entered the homecoming parade for the first time my first year there. Our "entry" if you can call it that was marching/dancing behind a truck with a big jambox playing Latin tunes. We were snaked around a neighborhood with the other floats and were #98 to go out of 140. I had gone over to the Young Democrats float to get a Clinton/Gore sticker (it was 1996), and five minutes later, our troglodylic senator Jim Inhofe rides by on a horse. I tell our advisor that I'm going to lure Jimmy-boy out into the street, ask him for his autograph, and while he was distracted remembering how to spell his name, I was going to put the sticker on his saddle blanket. Alas, there was a kid waiting to hand me an Inhofe sticker after getting my picture taken with him so I couldn't put it on that side and get a picture of it. So I put it on the other side when no one (I thought - more later) was looking. I hoped he would ride through the parade campaigning for Clinton/Gore on one side. Just as we were called up to take our place in the parade, some people found the sticker and alerted him to it. He rode over and stood up in his saddle with a scowl on his face looking for the one white guy in the Latin Dancing Club. I was on the other side of the truck, ducked down and looking through the cab windows at him, laughing my ass off. Two years later, I had moved to Tulsa, and some woman I met asked me if I had ever put a democratic sticker on a republican horse. I said yes and asked her if she had gone to OSU. She said no - that she had just moved there from Florida and had remembered seeing me in a paper there. :)
This event gave me my new hobby of getting pictures with republicans while making a face or doing something else. I've got shots with Pat Buchanan and Ted Nugent as well.
2. Fred Phelps of GodHatesFags fame came to Tulsa in 1998 I believe to protest a gay pride parade. We ran into them a year or two ago when my brother graduated from KU law school, and I regret not being able to think of anything to do to them then so I made up two signs - "God Is Love" and "Fred Phelps Is a Wanker." I went to the park where they had a slice of one corner of the park to protest and got across from them in a business' parking lot and brought out my signs. I got the evil eye from them, and two of the guys were about to cross the street to come talk to me - two because I was bigger than anyone on their side :) - when I brought out my juggling torches, lit them, and started juggling - staring at them with one eyebrow raised. They thought better of it and stayed on their side. I did that because the worst thing you can do to them - other than be gay and have sex in front of them I'm sure - is take attention away from them, which I did. :)
3. Speaking of Fred Phelps, I met his grandson in a political chatroom. When I joined, I got several private messages to turn on the "TlalocW charm" and get rid of the guy (I had a reputation). So I asked him if he thought AIDS was God's scourge on gays. Of course it was. Then I asked him if he knew that lesbians have one of the lowest infection rates of any groups, and because of that, using his logic, it appears that God really, REALLY likes lesbians. He started sputtering out damnations, and then I told him maybe God really is a man since every man I know really likes the idea of lesbians. He condemned us all one last time then left the channel, of which I was the hero for the next hour. :)
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