I'd rather kiss Dubya on the mouth than fold a God Damn fitted sheet!

[trumad]

[skooooo]

1. you're a sick puppy.

[Misunderestimator]

2. LOL... got laundry duty tonight, sweetie?

[trumad]

5. How'd ya guess.....

:-)

[2Design]

3. OMG LOL LOL LOL LOL

just roll the thing up and stuff it in a drawer or a closet.

[Lisa]

8. that'll work for getting rid of Dubya ...

... but what will you do about the sheet?

[Lisa]

you'd have to deal with unsightly wrinkles in either case

!

[Maple]

4. You fold

fitted sheets??

Why??

[trumad]

11. Cause I'm a neat freak when it comes to folding clothes

Call it a phobia but I like to fold them perfect...EXCEPT I'VE NEVER MASTERED A FITTED SHEET LIKE MY MAMA DID.....AHHHHH!

[Pirate Smile]

6. From that statement, I'd say you have officially lost it. Take a deep

breath. Hurricane Charley after-effects, maybe?

[DS1]

7. oversized sheet + staple gun = fitted sheet

need I say more?

[whistle]

9. Palllllllleeeeeeezzzzzzzz!

...Not even Ann Coulter could kiss Dubya on the mouth. Besides, who folds laundry anymore?:headbang:

[emulatorloo]

10. Seriously, roll up all the sheets and stuff them in a pillowcase from the

same set. Stick it on the shelf. All organized, no muss no fuss.

Please no kissing of W it will just encourage him.

[medeak]

24. YES!

Forget the Martha Stewart thing....just roll the things up like you pack suitcase..no wrinkles.

[Liberal Veteran]

12. One time as a teenager I was in the laundromat trying to fold a fitted...

...sheet.


This elderly black woman came over and showed me how it was it done and I never had any problem since.

I think I am not allowed to tell anyone though.

[Shopaholic]

14. Oh come on--tell us the secret---my Mother refuses to share it with me

and I'm now almost 40! At least I always know which ones are the bottom sheets in my linen closet-those would be the ones that aren't folded nice and neat like everything else:shrug:

[Liberal Veteran]

16. I'll PM you the secret....

Really.

[Jade Fox]

29. How odd. I had the exact same experience.

Laundromat. Older Black woman saw me wrestling with the sheet and came
over and took pity on me.

[Liberal Veteran]

34. Maybe it was the same lady...the Goddess of Fitted Sheets?

She goes around laundromats and helps struggling people with folding fitted sheets!

[the Kelly Gang]

13. that's just sick !..roll them up.

[Red State Rebel]

15. There is a trick to it....here's my method

Spread the sheet out like it would be on the bed.
Take the top left corner (left if you are lying in bed) and put it wrong side out on your left hand. Now take the top right corner, bring it over and put it right side out over the corner already on your left hand. Bring up the bottom right corner and put it wrong side out over the other two corners, then bring the bottom left corner right side on top of the other three. You should be able to just fix up the sides of the folds a bit, take it off of your hand and leave the corners folded over the way they were on your hand. When you get used to this method you can do it whild they are still crumpled in a pile :)

Your laundry tip for the day!

[trumad]

20. ooooeeeeeeVaaaayyyyyyy

[clydefrand]

21. After all this you will, I bet, roll the damn thing

up and throw it in the linen closet or wherever you keep your sheets. We go through that routine every time, and we end up stuffing that sheet in the closet. Works just as well messy as it does neat. For God's sake, don't kiss Dubya! Oh, yuck, yuck.

[2Design]

23. when I use to fold sheets I did it that way....now just rolling them

up or partial folding works for me.....

[Pirate Smile]

30. I think a flow chart may be required.

[Raven]

17. You truly need help! Quickly!

Jesus! That's how bastards like Bush get elected...all the people who hate folding fitted sheets vote for him...:eyes: Now look, Sweetie, take one pocket in one hand and the other corresponding pocket in the other hand and put them together, then flap the sheet, then...oh, shit...just stuff them in a pillowcase and shut the hell up! :-)

[madaboutharry]

18. A couple of years ago

Martha Stewart did an episode on folding linens. She showed the viewers how to make a beautiful folded fitted sheet. Her method really works. Ever since, my linen closet has looked all tidy!

[trumad]

22. Yeah....

Look where that got her..;-)

[tridim]

19. Speaking of folding laundry

Has everyone seen this?
http://www.jengajam.com/r/shirt-folding

It's the only time in my life I've ever been excited about laundry.

[InkAddict]

25. Mitered corners are the secret threat to success!

Lay out sheet w/mitered material to the inside of the sheet all the way around. Hold at mitered edges on each side and fold in half. Hold the other way, etc...until you get the size you want to shove in the closet. Ask SO to help hold the sheets when they're around. Two heads make short work.

Please, bite your tongue about kissing W. Whatever it is, it might be catching.

[baldguy]

26. You have a extremely low threshold of pain, don't you?

[ikojo]

27. WOW! You must REALLY hate folding sheets! nt

[HarveyBriggs]

28. Be sure to take pictures if you kiss him!

Drudge could use the internet traffic.

Harvey

[Philosophy]

31. I just crumple it into a ball and then stomp on it a couple times

to make it nice and flat, and then hide it under some other nicer-folden sheets in the closet.

[jonnyblitz]

32. oh hell ,I can't fold those either. I just kinda roll them up.

that scream image is great!! I want it as a tattoo somewhere...hmmmmmmmm

[bigmonkey]

33. Uncontrolled tidiness.

Isn't that what got us in all this mess in the first place? :-)