11 things that prove Cheney isn't a coward

[NoMoreMrNiceGuy]

11. Cheney relentlessly pursued four educational deferments even while dropping out of college multiple times.

10. Courage under fire: "earned" expectant father deferment with child born exactly nine months and two days after that deferment was instituted.

9. During Picture Day on the Senate floor, Cheney told Patrick Leahy to, "go @#$%! himself" with only a 51-48 Republican majority.

8. Has had sex with Lynne Cheney. At least twice.

7. The "other priorities" Cheney cited on his military deferment applications included: slaying dragons, tracking the wolfman and keeping Dracula out of Wyoming.

6. Sure, he only hunts birds, but what would prevent a wounded duck from charging?

5. When Satan calls, D1ck Cheney doesn't just let the machine get it.

4. Cheney has the fortitude to say no to corporate contributors when their demands are not in the public interest. He just chooses not to.

3. Have you ever eaten a baby? It's not a delicacy for the squeamish.

2. His heart is purple.

1. Getting five deferments isn't cowardly. Ask John Ashcroft about his seven deferments.


EDIT: forgot to add...this isn't my work got it off the About.com message board

[4morewars]

1. And they probably got it from this sight :

http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/index.htm

[NoMoreMrNiceGuy]

4. OMG...what a great site...I'll be reading it till sun comes up..thx...n/t

[4morewars]

6. No Problem

But don't blame me if you stay up all night !!! Welcome to DU !!!!
Since you are staying up all night anyway..... read this:

http://lexrex.com/enlightened/articles/warisaracket.htm

[Wapsie B]

2. Good god.

"Ask John Ashcroft about his seven deferments."

These people have absolutely no shame at all. And it's us evil Demoncrats who don't support the military.

[RobertSeattle]

3. Goof stuff

Might a recommend a comparative list:

Kerry: Silver Star - Bush: Silver Spoon

Kerry Bronze Star - Bush: Bronze Beer Mug

Kerry: 3 Purple Hearts - Cheney's heart is Purple

Kerry: Volunteers for Service - Cheney gets deferments, Bush join National Guard

[underseasurveyor]

5. Welcome to DU NoMoreMrNiceGuy

:hi: or can we just call you Alice instead ;-)

[proud patriot]

7. Hey Welcome Underground

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