What things will ALWAYS make you laugh no matter how many times...

[phillybri]

...you hear, see, or say them?

My favorite example is telling my wife she has beautiful eyes when she's wearing sunglasses.

Don't ask me why, but I think that's friggin hilarious!:crazy:

PS. Toilet humor is always funny to me as well...

[goju]

1. Blazzing saddles

I dont know why, its really a stupid movie, but I cant NOT watch it when it comes on.

Out in the middle of a desert, 40 outlaws on horses come upon a toll booth :), "Somebody needs to go back and get a shitload a dimes"!

[KFC]

50. Great movie

That is my favorite line as well.

[Spinzonner]

2. Actually, sounds like you have a death wish

to go with your sense of humor.

[Mara Steele]

3. Bob Hope "Road to..." movies

Love those silly things!!

:loveya:

[Richardo]

5. Me too, Mara

...anyone who thinks Bob Hope was not funny should watch a "Road" picture. ;-)

[Mara Steele]

11. GOD, they're good!!

And don't forget Bing! What a couple of sweeties, and great comedians!

:toast:

[mac56]

4. "The Music Box" with Laurel & Hardy.

The mirror scene from "Duck Soup".
Bugs and Daffy: "Pronoun trouble!"
"The Dover Boys".
"One Froggy Evening".

[markbark]

10. I'll second "Pronoun Trouble"

and add "Duck Amuck"

"Who's on First?" always gets me giggling too....


--MAB

[Richardo]

17. Rabbit of Seville

Welcome to my shop
Let me cut your mop
Let me shave your crop
Daintily Daintily

Hey you!
Don't look so perplexed
Why must you be vexed?
Can't you see you're next?
Yes - you're next
You're so next...

[mac56]

31. Dialogue courtesy of Michael Maltese, animation of Chuck Jones

Bugs: Would you like to shoot me now or wait 'til you get home?

Daffy: Shoot him now! Shoot him now!

Bugs: You keep outta this! He doesn't have to shoot you now!

Daffy: He does so have to shoot me now! (to Elmer) I demand that you shoot me now! (Elmer shoots Daffy.)

Daffy: (to Bugs) Let's run through that again.

Bugs: Okay! (deadpan) Would you like to shoot me now, or wait 'till you get home?

Daffy: (deadpan) Shoot him now, shoot him now.

Bugs: (deadpan) You keep out of this. He doesn't have to shoot you now.

Daffy: A-HA! That's it! Hold it right there! (to the audience) Pronoun trouble. (to Bugs) It's not "he doesn't have to shoot you now," it's "he doesn't have to shoot me now." And I say he does have to shoot me now! (to Elmer) So shoot me now! (Elmer shoots Daffy.)

[SoFlaJet]

6. Pink Panther movies

my wife just shakes her head.I asked her and she said Big Lebowski and ANYTHING STOOPID

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. Ferris Beuller never gets old.

And National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
Duckie

[radwriter0555]

53. The "POP" donkey makes while riding in the carriage to the wedding...

STILL makes me laugh hysterically.

Shrek II of course.

[Richardo]

8. Hammond and Ferrell doing the Gore/Bush debates...

Funniest SNL material ever.

[Love Bug]

9. The Blues Brothers first appearance on SNL

Steve Martin hosted that show and also did his "King Tut" number. Classic SNL!

[Richard D]

12. Who's on first . . .

I've heard it a dozen times, and it always has me LMAO.

[On the Road]

13. "Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink..."

[phillybri]

22. "Say no more..."

Good one...

[redqueen]

64. Lots of Monty Python episodes (not all)

and their movies, too.

[Zuni]

68. a nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?

your wife, is she into bathing costumes?

[Bertha Venation]

14. Ripping cats. Never fails. Also,

seeing a cat get startled by something it didn't know was there. Like when our Harry jumped up on the bed and got the crap scared out of him by the blue blouse I'd dumped there after work.

[Zuni]

69. my mother's cat gets freaked out

by fluff on the edge of carpets---she literally jumps back when she almost steps on it---like a human would do if the almost walked over a West Baltimore sewer rat or something.

[VelmaD]

15. Will Pitt singing the intro...

the Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song".

"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaa...AAAA!!!

aaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaa...AAAA!!!"

*snort*

[Blue-Jay]

16. Python movies and sketches.

Never gets old.

For some reason, The Three Amigos always makes me laugh as well. I actually hated that movie the first time I watched it.

This Is Spinal Tap is also timeless.

[zbird]

18. The scene in "Porky's 2" where the "zombie" attacks the police car.

Stupid, I know, but I almost pee my pants every time I see that.

[Richardo]

19. "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum"

The movie. The whole thing.

[Richardo]

21. AND..."It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World"

...two Sixties comedy juggernauts...

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. The episode of "The Young Ones" where Rik wakes up to find...

...a GIRL (Jennifer Saunders) in his bed.

:7

[skygazer]

49. I loved The Young Ones!

I'd forgotten all about that show!

[redqueen]

63. Any of those, really

they all crack me up.

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. Oh! And a bear with its ass on fire.

There is NOTHING funnier than a bear with its ass on fire.

[Richardo]

24. Any reference to John Cage's 4'33" in a Lounge music thread....

Here's today's: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1575105&mesg_id=1575857&page= :D

[Blue-Jay]

29. I view John Cage the same way I view L Ron Hubbard.

They're both lauging at their followers from the great beyond. "Lets's write something totally stupid, and see who bites."

[Magrittes Pipe]

33. You have obviously never heard any of Cage's more... uh...

"melodic" compositions. Yeah, 4'33" was probably a joke. DEFINITELY more an experiment in human nature than in music.

But some of his piano pieces were sublime.

[livetohike]

25. Cedric the Entertainer in the Bud Light commercials

No matter how many times I see them, I laugh every time.

[ET Awful]

26. This still makes me laugh every time I see it. . . .

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php

[BigMcLargehuge]

27. people walking into glass doors

man that just KILLS me everytime I see it.

As for movies etc...

Monty Python's Flying Circus
Blazing Saddles
I'm Gonna Git you Sucka
South Park reruns
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Reruns
MST3K Overdrawn at the Memory Bank and Space Mutiny

[Richardo]

28. You must have loved "Tommy Boy" then, BMLH...

I know I did...

"That's gonna leave a mark..."

[BigMcLargehuge]

34. it's less funny in movies than it is in real life

in real life man... sheesh...

I didn't actually like Tommy Boy, though watching Chris Farley strip the doors of David Spade's muscle car was pretty funny.

[Richardo]

35. "Fat guy in a little coat"

That was pretty funny, too you gotta admit. :)

[sus]

65. i love to sing that song.

i'm also fond of telling my cats "because you're NAUGHTY! you're a NAUGHTY pet!"

[phillybri]

30. Rick James on Chappelle's Show...

I've watched that roughly 5,289 times and it still cracks me up...

[noonwitch]

32. "I'm a zit, get it?"

I will always laugh at "Animal House".

[bbernardini]

36. The "Black-U-Weather Forecast"

From Family Guy:

News anchor: And now lets go to Ollie Williams for the Blackuweather forecast, Ollie?
Ollie (angry): Its gon' rain!!
News anchor: Thanks Ollie!

[skypilot]

37. When it finally happens....

...George Bush's concession speech will always make me laugh when I think of it.

[flvegan]

38. "You can't get fooled again."

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

I thought this to be sort of an appropriate first post (long time lurker/learner, new poster).

Everytime I see the stupid look on his face when he realizes that he's just screwed himself again (I can't wait to see that look in November).

[lolly]

60. Welcome to DU, flvegan!

:hi:

:hi:

:hi:

[XNASA]

39. "Serpentine Shelley! Serpentine!!!"

[Richardo]

41. "There are flames on my car."

"What?"
"I SAID THERE ARE FLAMES ON MY CAR!!!!"

"The In-Laws" rocks! (The original only)

[XNASA]

42. "I've only had four women in my life. Two of them, my wife! "

Or...

"We have no blindfolds senor, we are a poor country!"

[Richardo]

43. "A ZEE?!?!?"

General Garcia's scar.

[XNASA]

52. Shelly : You were involved in the Bay of Pigs?

Vince Ricardo : Involved? That was my idea.

[Richardo]

56. "Dear Vince: At least we tried. Signed, Jack"

:D

[Magrittes Pipe]

46. Why did they remake that movie?

I mean, the original was what, 1980? It's not like they were updating a silent film or some such, it's still almost-sorta-contemporary. Especially with the nation-building and whatnot. ;)

"She is a girl from the village. A -- how you say? -- prostitute."

[Richardo]

58. "Oh Mrs. Adelman...you didn't clench. You didn't bite down."

I don't know, whoisalhedges. "The In-Laws" was one of the least-needed remakes ever.

Second only to the shot-for-shot remake of "Psycho". I mean, what was the point of THAT?

[Magrittes Pipe]

59. Well, the "Psycho" remake was funnier than the "The In-Laws" remake.

I mean, I don't know if that's what they were going for, but still....

[Karenina]

40. Wesley Willis

"They Threw Me Out of Church"

[Zuni]

66. 'Chicken Cow' is my favorite WW song

Wesley Willis was great.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

44. Corky and the Juice Pigs.

[Beer Snob-50]

45. snything with the three stooges in it.

[Murdock]

47. For some strange reason...

The term "Flip Flop" cracks me up every time I hear it.. I can hardly debate a bushbot without cracking up when the term is brought up in conversation..

[skygazer]

48. Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition sketch

actually about any Monty Python sketch but that one and the Travel Agent are two of my absolute favorites. Most people are only familiar with the movies which were fun (Life Of Brian being my favorite) but the old TV show was so wacky and absurd that it really tickled my funny bone.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

51. My sister farting....

I come from a mixed family of women: those who ripped farts/belches as loudly as possible, and those who hated that and became silent for it.

My older sister and I are of the former type.

My sister was recooperating from a full hysterectomy and I was taking care of her. We were kneeling in the garage looking through some boxes when my sister sneezed and let loose with the biggest, most ripping fart I have ever heard. That was funny, but what was funnier was the look of horror/surprise on her face that something like that would come out of her.

We were convulsed with laughter for a good 15 minutes straight, then had laughing jags about it for days afterwards, which was really hard on her having just had abdominal surgery. Her husband failed to see the humor in it (which is probably why their marriage is on the rocks).

A year later I still laugh like mad about it. :)

[Commendatori]

54. Episodes of Cheers

They had a few cornball episodes here and there, but overall it was the best comedy I've ever seen.

[johnnie]

55. The episode of Our gang....

When Stymie convinces Jack to cook him up some breakfast so they can hear the eggs talking...

"They're saying hello to my stomach riiiiiiiiight now."

That's the same one when jack falls int he well, and Stymie has the 3 foot piece of rope hanging over the well...

"Try jumpin' a little bit".

[qwertyMike]

57. Fawlty Towers

Chris Farley
Will Ferrell
Barney Miller
WKRP
Always make me last

[redqueen]

67. Yes, all Fawly Towers

geez all my choices are already on here. :)

[terrya]

61. George W. Bush falling off his mountain bike.

He seems to do it on a regular basis. I don't want to sound mean spirited, but after a while it's funny.

[ceile]

62. Ghostbusters

And people who snort when they laugh. My sis tries not to laugh around me. She's a big snorter.

[Zuni]

70. There is a lot

some simpson's episodes, some Monty Python, but my favorite is Borat from the Ali G show.

[DemWitch]

71. Animal House and Airplane

I know every word by heart and can still laugh my butt off watching those movies.

[theboss]

72. The Three Stooges

I know how stupid they are, but within two minutes, I 'm always laughing.

And Barney Fife always makes me laugh, no matter how many times I've seen the episode.

[dryan]

73. Jack Benny....

he was hilarious