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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-04 06:08 PM
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Hypothetical question-
So, you're in a committed relationship, you or your partner is pregnant, and after a long, difficult pregnancy...
you give birth to a Republican.
What do you do?
BTW how do you know that you have given birth to a Republican anyway? Is it the webbed toes? The fangs? The lack of any noticeable heartbeat?
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-04 06:43 PM
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1. Or is it the 666 birthmark on their head?
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-04 06:44 PM
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2. First, I'd go to the newspaper and a publishest...
guys giving birth! That's book-worthy! I could make millions!
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-04 06:49 PM
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3. I did say "you or your partner"
of course, if both you and your partner are guys, well then, feel free to talk to a publisher...
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-04 07:05 PM
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4. Foster the kid out to a hippie commune.
Are there any professional deprogrammers that handle Republicans?
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