Utterly shallow '04 candidates thread

[MisterP]

Casting aside issues, alliances, and anything besides looks, let's go over the Presidential and Vice-Presidential candidates for this year's Presidential election (nothing like "he looks like an enabler for Fascists" or "he looks like a mass murderer." However, you can say "He has Charles Manson eyes." Or "He looks like a pouting chimp."

[daveskilt]

1. well neither of em are lookers ....nt

[dammit905]

2. Leiberman looks like Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars. eom

[MisterP]

3. Costanza!

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. Alan Keyes.

Nothing more to be said.

[barackmyworld]

5. as seen on my t-shirt

John edwards is hot.

Also, Kerry looks like a melted Lincoln.

[MisterP]

6. they say Edwards looks like RFK, but I think he looks like Michael J. Fox

and Bush is Biff!

[put out]

7. Cheney looks like (or reminds me of)

That great-uncle weirdo. You know, the one when he came around, my momma and my aunt let us little kids hide behind their skirts.

Edwards is just dreamy! Do you think he should get his teeth whitened? Oh, yeah, that's great-uncle weirdo.

* needs some of that Botox around his mouth to keep it from doing that funny looking thing. No one will notice if he slurs his words some more.

Out-shallow that.


Good-bye. Our tornado sirens are going now.

[AlCzervik]

8. Sadly * resembles my Dad.

Thankfully my Dad is nothing like *.

[put out]

9. Actually, * is

not a bad-looking man. I hate myself for saying this, but the dude is, what, 58? He's not physically ugly in appearance, in my opinion. I don't look my best all the time, and my best is nothing to crow about.

A smart, funny, kind fella could look just like * and I'd be surely O.K. with him. But * is not smart, funny, nor kind. That is the kind of ugly I won't ignore. Ugly in spirit reveals itself, and it has in *'s case.

Edit, I don't think I was clear. Your dad is probably smart, funny, kind. And not a slouch in the looks department even if he resembles someone for whom you have distaste.

I'm just digging deeper. Tell your dad Hi. He's the anti-Bush.