What historical figure would you want to romance?

[terrya]

If you could go back in time?

[SemiCharmedQuark]

1. Abraham Lincoln

[bowens43]

2. Pocahontas

[Aristus]

3. Louise Brooks.

No question about it. Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeexeeeeeeeee!

[liberalitch]

4. Bobby Kennedy....

followed by Thomas Jefferson

[XNASA]

5. Josephine Baker

Hubba-hubba.

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Catherine the Great

Then I'd know if people were just saying that to make me feel better about myself.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. One of the female pirates of the 17th and 18th centuries.

That, or, I wouldn't kick Mary Queen of Scots out of bed, but she was a little dim, wasn't she?

[Butterflies]

8. Jesus

The actors who play him in movies are always great-looking, so I'm assuming he was too. He was kind and honest and smart, though the crucification part would suck.

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. But if you're into BDSM, it could work out great!

:D

[terrya]

9. Mine: Alexander the Great.

He might be a bit out of my league, but I'm attracted to powerful men.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

10. Would this have anything to do with Colin Farrell, Terry?

[terrya]

13. Yes, Colin Farrell does play into my choice.

Quite a bit, actually.

[arbusto_baboso]

11. Mata Hari

Always had a thing for a "lady of intrigue".

Plus, she was reputed to be , umm, quite skilled. I'm sure I'd learn many useful things.

[NewJeffCT]

15. I agree with that one

I'm attracted to dangerous women. (If I was single, I'd love to sleep with Michelle Malkin, too)

[arbusto_baboso]

16. But how would you get past the ugliness in her SOUL?

[NewJeffCT]

18. vain hope

In the vain hope that maybe she could be converted like Luke was able to turn Darth Vader back to the good side.

[pagerbear]

14. Sir Walter Raleigh

William Shakespeare
Magnus Hirschfeld

[felonious thunk]

17. Hitler

I would seduce him, someone with that much self-loathing was almost certainly repressing his homosexuality, I'm not gay, so it might be tough to pull off, but I could do it in that Bugs Bunny obviously crossdressed way, which seems like it worked in the mid 1930s with bad wittle men, and then I would have slipped him some poison that would have rendered him unable to speak anything but Yiddish, so that he would have lived out his days as a homosexual Jewish Gypsy wandering the German countryside.

[terrya]

21. Yeah, I know what you mean. In a "South Park" sort of way.

As when Cartman seduced Osama Bin Laden. :-)

Yes, the evidence is there that Hitler might have been homosexual. It's not something that I like to consider, though.

[JohnKleeb]

25. haha oh man

Classic south park. Hmmmmmmm for me who would I seduce, I dunno some anoyomous cute peasant girl. Yeah Ive heard that about Hitler too.

[yellowcanine]

19. Cleopatra - beautiful AND rich

.

[noonwitch]

20. William Shakespeare

Except I'd probably get some kind of venereal disease. The man got around.

[NewJeffCT]

22. Rita Hayworth

The foxhole pinup gal from World War 2.

[arbusto_baboso]

24. Looks like we've got similar taste...

Rita had L-E-G-S that just take one's breath away, even now.

[LastKnight]

23. joan of arc

i like girls with that rebellious spirit... too bad she died a bit young...

-LK