sing aLong time (hey, i'm bored)

[sniffa]

and, there's too many crabcakes outside of the Lounge today.

faLLen sniffa

sniffa stepped off the bus out into the city streets
just a smaLL town kid with his whoLe Life
packed in a suitcase by his feet

but somehow the Lights didn't
shine as bright as they did
on his mama's tv screen

and the work seemed harder
and the days seemed Longer
than he ever thought they'd be

but you know you got to stick to your guns
when it aLL comes down
cause sometimes you can't choose
it's Like heads they win
taiLs you're gonna Lose

win big -- mama's faLLen sniffa
Lose big -- Livin out his Lies
wants it aLL -- mama's faLLen sniffa
Lose it aLL, roLLin the dice of his Life.

[eyesroll]

1. Eyesroll was a young girl, she had a heart of stone

Lived 9 to 5 and worked her fingers to the bone.
Just barely out of school, came from the edge of town.
Fought like a switchblade so no one could take her down.
She had no money, oooh no good at home.
She walked the streets a soldier and she fought the world alone
And now it's

18 and life You got it
18 and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
18 and life to go

Tequila in her heartbeat, Her veins burned gasoline.
It kept her motor running but it never kept her clean.
They say she loved adventure, "Eyesroll's the wild one."
She married trouble and had a courtship with a gun.
Bang Bang Shoot 'em up, The party never ends.
You can't think of dying when the bottle's your best friend
And now it's

(repeat chorus)

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. Well, the kids are all hopped up and ready to go,

they're ready to go, yeah
they got their surfboards and they're heading to the discotecque-a-go-go
but he just couldn't stay
he had to break away
but east of Cleveland really has it all
oh yeah, oh yeah
Beast man is a dumb fucker
Beast man is a dumb fucker
Beast man is a dumb fucker now.

Well he's a dumb dumb , dumb fucker
A dumb dumb , dumb fucker
Ooo dumb dumb , dumb fucker
A dumb dumb , dumb fucker