Please motivate me to do some work

[pagerbear]

...since, after all, they are paying me to work.

[Book Lover]

1. Well, pagerbear

If you get some work done, I'll give you a cookie.

[pagerbear]

6. Much as I would like a cookie

...I'm off recreational sugar. Tomorrow makes six months without it.

[Book Lover]

15. Hey, good for you!

I'm sure you taste the sugar in processed foods more so now?

Well, I'll have to fall back on the old printing/publishing standby - beer! Get some pages laid out and this frosty Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is all yours.

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. uh.... I will motivate you if you motivate me...

I am in a telecommuter black hole... i.e. I worked a whole day ahead of my deadline schedule... so I can either increase my lead on the work I have or do nothing...

the urge to do nothing is VERY VERY strong.

[pagerbear]

9. Yeah, I'm just finishing one project and another hasn't yet begun

And I've spent lots and lots of extra hours here lately.

[LynneSin]

12. If you get lots of extra work done

maybe Will Pitt will allow you to do a body shot off of him

(ok I'm pushing the envelope here)

[pagerbear]

14. Let's wait for him to volunteer that service

[LynneSin]

3. If you don't do work then I won't share my Herradura Tequila with you

when we're in NYC

[pagerbear]

10. Yes you will.

You love me. You woulnd't keep anything from me.

[UrbScotty]

4. Seen on a bumper sticker

"Millions of people on Welfare are counting on you."

[zbdent]

5. Okay, pretend I'm pointing a gun to your head

Now get to work.

Work will set you free.

;)

[pagerbear]

11. Arbeit macht frei?

[demnan]

7. Why should you be any different

than the rest of us loafers?

[pagerbear]

13. Loafers....

I could go shoe shopping (see stereotype thread)

[Langis]

8. I'm having the same problem

I just don't know what to do.... so I stay on DU until I have something to do =).

[pagerbear]

16. OK, I fixed spacing on the 2D barcodes.

Now I have to validate all the formula variables for no. 18.

[pagerbear]

17. Done with those formula variables now.

Checking where the client's data is screwed up.