Speaking of Halloween, what will you be wearing?

[Kelli372]

I dress up as a witch, complete with bubbling cauldron, and sit on the porch to give out candy and scare the little ones. Or maybe I should just dress up as Chimpy, giving out tax cuts and pink slips, instead.

[Cyrano]

1. Tried on a John Ashcroft mask, looked in the mirror, terrified myself and

have been hiding under the bed ever since. Think I'll skip Halloween this year. And if these creatures from hell steal it again, we can do away with Halloween altogether. It will be with us 365 days a year.

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. something like this

[EstimatedProphet]

3. You're going to be wearing Toshiro Mifune?

Have you discussed this with him yet?

[BigMcLargehuge]

6. I had to discuss it with his estate

but they were cool with it

[commander bunnypants]

4. nekkid

I will scare everyone that way

DDQM

5. I think I'll dress as the greater evil and hope it doesn't win

a couple of days later.

[Soloflecks]

7. You're sick and twisted.

Just like me. I make the house as scary as possible so they're hesitant even to come up to the door. I was a witch for several years until some of the "regulars" complained, so now I'm the grim reaper. The Chuckie doll and strobe light continue to be popular, and I'm amazed at all the kids who've never seen a strobe light.
My son, whose as twisted as me, dons an evil clown mask and jumps out at them when they leave. One group on bikes like being chased by an evil clown so much they returned with ALL their friends.

Don't do chimpie, please. That would REALLY scare 'em!