The "George Bush Eats Poo" Threads are Sexist Crap.

[Warren DeMontague]

Not that there are any threads saying that George Bush eats poo. But if there were, they would be sexist crap. Why, to merely repeat such heresay and allegation in a public forum is a clear indication of blatant corprophagophobia, and is inappropriate in such a progressive forum such as this. Now, remember, I'm not saying that

GEORGE BUSH EATS POO

And I'm certainly not saying that

GEORGE BUSH EATS POO IN CHURCH

However, to pre-emptively respond to the potential of threads discussing the heresay and allegations that others may have raised regarding questions as to whether or not George Bush may have eaten a poo-like substance in a church-like building, I feel I must flat out state that any such speculation is premature, and discussion of the same beneath the high standards of discourse I expect from this forum.

[Connie_Corleone]

1. It's his fault.

Bush made poo the centerpiece of his presidency and campaign.

[swag]

2. Wow, George W. Bush ate poo in church

Finally a story about GWB that I can believe is based entirely on fact.

[Enrico]

9. I wholeheartedly agree... that would be wrong...

I wholeheartedly agree... that would be wrong...

[swag]

11. Yeah, I think it's a sin to eat poo in Church, and maybe against God!

[Warren DeMontague]

21. Love the sinner, hate the poo! n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

12. Wow. I haven't seen that particular piece of

um... "evidence" before.

Excellent investigative work, there, journalist!

[salinen]

3. Well now that it's been established

as factual that * eats poo, enquiring minds want to know:

Corn or non-Corn?

[commander bunnypants]

4. How can one eat his own brain

:shrug:

DDQM

[Inland]

5. Bush's Corprophagecclesia habit is NOT an issue

and I think independent speech should be banned.

[Warren DeMontague]

10. I think it's time to move on... But first we must

thoroughly examine the impact these revelations will have on the non-poo eating voter.

[sui generis]

6. That's NOT TRUE!!!

Crawford Texas (CNN): George Bush poops in Church.

[sui generis]

7. "Tastes like chicken" / nt

[Worst Username Ever]

8. I feel sorry for the poo. n/t

[underseasurveyor]

13. That pic is

Pooroof that bush does indeed eat poo. But I heard it was bull-poo that he eats. Is this true?
:evilgrin:

[Warren DeMontague]

16. I think the only solution is to either get a book published by Regenery...

or go on Crossfire and Hardball-- and hope that the truth, whatever it may be, about the poo or the lack thereof, as well the type, species, grade, consistency, and temperature of the poo, can be investigated in a competent journalistic setting.

[Generator]

14. I think the American people have a right to hear what the poo has to say

Free speech!

[Warren DeMontague]

17. I want a five-poo panel on FOX News. I think it's only fair. n/t

[underseasurveyor]

20. We must demand scientists on that panel

There may be a real concern to some unconfirmed reports floating around of Mad-Poo Disease. It could explain the unsavory flavor that swirls about the white house. :wow:
:evilgrin:

[Warren DeMontague]

15. "Ty-D Bowl Boat Veterans For Truth" n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

18. Link

http://www.tvacres.com/admascots_tidbowl.htm

Someone needs to find out how these brave men feel about this issue.

[sus]

19. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

mark crispin miller is WRONG. satire is NOT dead.