Perry Farrell vs. Frank Black

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Who is funnier looking??

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. Perry.

Frank looked pretty normal before the weight.

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. It's the eyebrows.

And this is a copycat thread (obviously). :)

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3. Oh yeah, it's totally Perry.

I took a piss next to Charles once. I had to forcibly restrain myself from rubbing his belly for good luck.

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. That's the best "How I Met a Rock Star" story yet.

nt

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6. Then try this one on for size.

My buddy and I were up to see Lou Reed in Cleveland. We must've been about 17 or 18, this was in the early '90s. Tom and I spent the greater part of the day drinking a great deal of beer, and by the end of the show, we really had to pee. Why do all my rock star stories involve pee?

Unfortunately, there were big long lines for the men's room. Well, Beastman (you're in the Mistake by the Lake, right?) if you are familiar with the Cleveland Theatre (or whatever it's called), you will recall that there are two free-standing pay phone stalls in the middle of the lobby. Tom and I each took one and pissed all over the floor, all over the receivers, all over the phone books. We thought we were so cool, until we walked out of the booths to see puddles of urine quickly filling the lobby of the Cleveland Theatre.

But I digress.

After the show, we were walking around waiting for Tom's brother to pick us up. We turned the corner, and there was a big bus. We investigated.

All of a sudden, Lou Reed his own bad self popped out. He signed Tom's Camel hat and my ticket stub. I looked him square in the eye, and said:

"My God. You're so small!"

[NoMoreMrNiceGuy]

5. Ingenious of you!! Maybe you are funnier than either Jack or Will

nice parody of my thread...very funny.

[Gothic Sponge]

7. Perry

Take the music away and he looks like a Vegas act gone wrong.