Man Learns Its Best Not To Have Kiddie Porn Pics Processed At Walmart

[matcom]

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A long-haul truck driver has been caught at a Wal-Mart store in Woodland attempting to develop film that appears to depict child pornography, according to Sacramento FBI Special Agent in Charge Keith Slotter.

Steven Michael Kelly, who drives for a Sparks, Nev., trucking company, is charged in a criminal complaint filed last week in federal court with possession of child pornography.

U.S. Magistrate Judge Kimberly J. Mueller found Kelly to be a flight risk and a danger to the community, and she ordered him held without bail.

According to a court affidavit of FBI Special Agent Christopher Hopkins, the 41-year-old Kelly walked into the Wal-Mart on Aug. 14 and, using an alias, dropped off two rolls of film for one-hour developing, asking that each roll be copied to a computer disk.

The affidavit gives this account: While processing the film, a store employee noticed images she thought were possibly illegal and alerted her supervisor. Woodland police were summoned.

http://www.sacbee.com/content/news/story/10491213p-11410535c.html

[GOPisEvil]

1. Quiet please! Genius at work.

[Richardo]

2. LOL GOPis Evil...

thanx for the chuckle... :D

"Wile E. Coyote......SOOOPER-geeenius. I like the way that rolls off the tongue."

[FunBobbyMucha]

3. Sure it wasn't the art director for the new Spinal tap CD?

If only all evil people were this stupid and obvious. Present POTUS excepted.

[pagerbear]

4. On the other hand

...people have been arrested, or at least questioned, over bathtime or bearskin rug pictures of their own children that some nosy film developer took offense at.

Actually, this is anecdotal, and I have no source for this. It could just be urban myth. Never mind.

[zbdent]

5. Wal-Mart is the best incentive for getting a digital camera

Did you know that you could have film destroyed by Wal-Mart for having a picture of a male's nipple?

Or, they might just enforce the strange rule on child pornography where you could get arrested for having a picture of a CLOTHED child?

Quick, hide your Sears Catalogues! There's pictures of kids in their underwear!