No amount of posting by CSTT will ever make CT cool, because of one thing

[DS1]

[calico1]

1. Who's State Police IS cool?

:shrug:

And yes, CT State Police are asses---ALL of them.

[DS1]

2. Vermont, New York

to name two

[SarahB]

3. I haven't had a problem with them.

So far, any troopers who have pulled me over have been jello. No tickets ever. I can make the tears well up and everything. It's excellent. You just need a pair of breasts and know how to cry and you'll be set next time.

[NewJeffCT]

4. that is so true

Your last sentence is so true... men turn to jello when confronted by a pair of breasts & a pair of teary eyes. Just about every woman I know of has gotten out of tickets in the past.

And they wonder why men's insurance is higher!

[Misunderestimator]

5. Well, damn... I wish I'd thought of that when I got a $275 fine 10 years

ago speeding through Connecticut on my way to NY. :shrug:

(I did cry the very first time I was pulled over, when I was 16... and you're right... I got out of it.)

Seriously though... it's not the crying ability that makes our rates lower... it's our superior intellect :evilgrin:

[NewJeffCT]

6. no, not the intellect

It's the breasts.

:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

8. as a guy and breast lover

I can validate that.

[commander bunnypants]

19. here here

boobies are fun

DDQM

[JohnKleeb]

24. yes they are

[Misunderestimator]

9. Ha... those are just icing...definitely the intellect

:P

[NewJeffCT]

12. OK

OK, I'll admit it - the male intellect is more, um, easily distracted.

[SarahB]

15. I think there's too much driving macho bullshit.

Too many men (not all of course, but many, I know firsthand too) seem to use the road to act the part of the Alpha Male to perhaps overcome whatever shortcomings they might have. Therefore, more accidents and higher insurance.

Actually, I can't cry that easily, but I can kind of my bottom lip start to quiver like I'm going to. I think externals do play a role to an large extent. I know at times in my life when I didn't look so good, many men seemed more than willing to let a door shut right in my face.

[Misunderestimator]

16. Yep, shortcomings... that's why I always hold up my pinkie finger

to macho asses on the road. :D

[NewJeffCT]

25. that may be part of it

But, I also think that for insurance purposes, a lot of married couples claim that they split the driving 50-50. However, in actuality, the man (no matter how liberal the family) seems to end up doing most of the actual driving and, subsequently, getting into more accidents.

My ex-wife was originally from south Jersey and a pretty strong willed liberal Democrat. However, if we went anywhere together, I'd end up doing the driving... even on those long drives to the Atlantic City area.

My wife now is a hard driving Bush-hating career woman, iron-willed & independent (she moved across the world by herself with no family in the US)... yet, I also do all the driving with her when we go out together.

I know it is similar for other married couples as well.

[chiburb]

7. No, TWO things:

[jukes]

10. well, that

& it has to take it's little brother, RI, eVERYwhere...

[matcom]

11. You Forgot One Martin!!

[DS1]

13. *snarf*

I'm laughing only because I'm on my laptop/main pc dual keyboard combo and almost retitled a live webpage Hey Dicknose

:7

[matcom]

14. well, it would have been excusable

:D

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

18. LOL!!!!!

:grr:

[jonnyblitz]

21. Ann Coulter is from New Canaan, CT, I aint posting her pic tho

:P

[JohnKleeb]

30. thank you for not

think of the children.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

17. You win

we suck :cry:

[jonnyblitz]

20. and you thought I was snarky about CT

HA....:P

[Bossy Monkey]

22. Hey, but every one of them knows Dave Letterman personally

Sorry, that was a bit of a trip on the way back machine, wasn't it?

[bigwillq]

23. Those CT state police

gave me two speeding tickets!!!

Damn them!

[pagerbear]

31. I got a ticket in New Canaan

...on the way to the train station. I was living just over the border in northern Westchester Co. at the time. My first ticket in over 15 years.

[pagerbear]

26. Must disagree. Everything CSTT touches is cool by definition!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

27. Ha - take THAT DS1!!!!

Thanks PB - :loveya:

[pagerbear]

28. Can't wait to see you this weekend

Remember--you owe me a kiss!

[DS1]

29. In honer of your soon to be chilled lips

Shove it! :7

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

32. That's true!

woo hoo!