Everyone send positive vibes to Rodney Dangerfield

[commander bunnypants]

Having a heart valve replaced...

Funny man

DDQM

[ewagner]

1. His greatest line/insult

from Caddy Shack : "The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!"

[CarolynEC]

15. "Buy this hat, and I bet you get a free bowl of soup..."

"Oh, but it looks good on you, Judge." (turns to camera, bugs out eyes).

[Screaming Lord Byron]

2. Respect and regard going his way.

[Dookus]

3. yes, very funny

I saw him live once. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a comedic performance. He's brilliant.

[UrbScotty]

4. Yeah, I hope Rodney makes it!

I give him a lot of respect! ;-)

[commander bunnypants]

5. In true Danger field style

He reported if all goes well he will be in the hospital for a week and if not only for about 90 minutes

DDQM

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

6. I heard that last night on CNN Headline News...

This is what I posted on DU last night:

CNN Headline news just said that he's in the hospital for heart valve replacement surgery tomorrow. He was asked how long he thought he'd be in the hospital and his reply was "If all goes well, about a week. If all doesn't go well, about an hour and a half."

Get well soon, Rodney...

[MikeG]

7. Here's my favorite Rodney Dangerfield joke.

My wife just told me she's cutting back on our sex.
Just once a week
You think that's bad
I know two guys she's cutting off completely!

[mac56]

8. My wife likes us to talk after sex.

Last night she phoned me from a motel.

[zbdent]

10. She wants to have sex in the car

and she wants me to drive!

A couple from me, if I haven't stolen them from Rodney:

My wife likes it doggy-style: I sit up and I beg, and she rolls over and plays dead.

My wife makes love like an animal - she plays possum.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. Go Rodney

You can do it

[edbermac]

11. Funniest Rodney quotes...

On our Christmas tree we had no tinsel; we used to wait for Grandpa to sneeze...

My wife's the worst cook in the world; in my house we pray AFTER we eat...

I called my doctor and told him I accidently swallowed some sleeping pills; he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest...

I told my dentist my teeth were all getting yellow; he told me to wear a brown necktie...

I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank; they caught him stealing pens...

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

When I was a baby I was breast-fed by my father...

Love ya, Rodney!:7

[mac56]

12. I met a girl in a bar. Said I'd like to see what her apartment looks like.

She drew me a floor plan.
- - -
Told a girl I'd like to call her sometime.
She said, "My number's in the book."
I said, "Great! What's your name?"
She said, "That's in the book too."
- - -
Met a girl on a blind date.
I said, "Hi, are you Louise?"
She said, "Are you Rodney?"
I said, "Yeah!"
She said, "No, I'm not Louise."

[HEyHEY]

13. Sending respect

[Sequoia]

14. I have his autograph.

He came into a studio in West L.A. where I worked in a limo wearing his pajamas. What a life! This weekend his movie "Back to School" was to come on the Comdey Channel but another movie came on instead and I was a little miffed. I really like the movie where he goes to work at his wife's family store and introduces a new line of regular guy clothes. He never fails to make me laugh. Here's a prayer for you Rodney.

[terrya]

16. Respect going his way from me.

A comedian who always has made me laugh.

[no_hypocrisy]

17. Good luck Jackie Roy (a/k/a Jacob Cohen)!!