I'm apparently supposed to date married women who just want to use me.

[eyesroll]

Poll question: I'm apparently supposed to date married women who just want to use me.

I received this in my inbox today:

Stacie
Like to have sex but don't want the headaches? Date married women who just want to use you.
http://wwwten.hotladiestodate.com/twist/

It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
Have fun,
There is a thin line between love and hate.

http://wwwnear.hotladiestodate.com/twist/
Too many cooks spoil the broth. . His bark is louder than his bite. . One picture is worth a thousand words. . Milk the cow but don't pull off the udder. .
A single penny fairly got is worth a thousand that are not.

The worst wheel always creaks most.

.You are what you eat. . Milk the cow but don't pull off the udder. . Give them an inch and they'll take a mile. .
While there's life there's hope. . Persuasion is better than force. . Pride cometh before a fall. .

To wait and be patient soothes many a pang. . The best things come in small packages. . The sleepy fox catches no chickens. .

*****

What should I do?

[redqueen]

1. LOL

You got that at work?!

[eyesroll]

6. I get all sorts of crap at work.

This one has random platitudes!

[Richardo]

2. Stay with what you know - keep cruising the vintage shops...

:D

[eyesroll]

7. Hey....she could be married...

Didn't occur to me to check (what with, well, me being married and my mother-in-law being there and all the panic and whatnot)...

:D

[LiberalBushFan]

3. Follow the 10 Commandments logic...

The "Persuasion is better than force" is true, so the rest must be true as well. So go get them married women!

[SoFlaJet]

4. HOLY SHIT

my wifes' picture is in there

[sundog]

5. Investigate. Small. Packages.

Motion of the ocean... right? :evilgrin:

[eyesroll]

8. I was thinking of opening my mail.

Why...what were you thinking?
:shrug:

[dancing kali]

9. What!

No mail for "Male Enhancement", or "Small country du jour money scam"? How disappointing.

I'd opt for a better spam blocker.

[eyesroll]

10. Oh, I get one of those every 15 minutes...

This one was just more interesting.

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. You should also date single women, widowed women, and divorced women.

Just sayin'.

And I don't mind if they want to use me, too.

[eyesroll]

12. But what about the udders, inches, foolery and small packages?

I need to figure out a way to get all of these taken care of in one fell swoop. Any ideas?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

13. I'm staying the hell away from this thread.

Otherwise, my head may well explode.

[eyesroll]

14. Oh, you voted to remove the udder.

CONFESS!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

15. Udders, eh?

Is that what they call them these days?

[eyesroll]

16. Well, "small packages" would suffice as well.

It's a twofer.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

17. Ah! I get it.

We're talking about tits, right? :tinfoilhat:

[eyesroll]

18. Now, now.

It's a cow.

Teats.

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. Don't be so hard on yourself.

[eyesroll]

20. Why would I be pulling off my own teats?

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. You dig pain.

[eyesroll]

22. Hey...byron...

How's your head?

:nuke:

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. He went off to look something up.

He'll be back soon.

[eyesroll]

24. Is he finding out if a picture really is worth 1,000 words?