I'd rather eat Ice Cream off of Alan Colmes face than

[trumad]

do homework with my 10 year old......

It ain't like riding a bike.... I forget 95 percent of all he's being taught.... UGGGGGGGG... Long Division! Fuck that!

[sniffa]

1. use a caLcuLator

:P

[trumad]

2. I wish...

[shaolinmonkey]

3. calculators are the tool of the devil.

never trust a machine, at least not a Diebold machine.

[lovedems]

4. If you are using your fingers (or a calculator) you aren't using your

brain! That is one of those statements my dad always told me and I HATED but now say to my own kids! Why must we turn into our parents?

[sniffa]

6. you turn into your parents so...

then your spouse can annoy the piss out of you by pointing it out.

[lovedems]

9. My spouse is to busy pointing out that he is 4 years younger then me!

But you are right, he does find the time in between joking about my age (a young 36!) to remind me that I am just like my mom and dad!

[Beer Snob-50]

11. my wife doesn't throw that into my face

but i have an old friend who does. she and i were talking about our old drug use and i mentioned how i will probably slam the hammer down on the kids if i knew they took any drugs. she called me a hypocrite and then she said i turned into our parents. oh well...

what was that jimmy buffet song? "we are the people our parents warned us about."

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. What about his ass?

Would you lick ice cream off his ass?

What about Hannity's?

I see a future in film for you.

[sus]

10. mmmm.........yum.

hot guy-on-guy action

[lovedems]

7. My kids use a phonics program at school where they have to code

words. I didn't code words when I was a kid so I have homework everynight learning these coding rules. It isn't difficult but jeesh, I could think of 100 other things I would rather do!

[Misunderestimator]

8. What is WRONG with you, trumad?

You are such a sell out. :eyes: