Shepard Smith

[arwalden]

I know it's not his fault... but his eyes really creep me out. They are unnaturally far apart. It's almost like his eyes wanted to be on the side of his head, but didn't quite migrate far enough.

What he CAN do something about is to take better care to style his hair plugs so that they don't actually LOOK LIKE hair plugs. And the person who does his makeup could use a little less mascara and a little less pancake and a little less lip-gloss.

He looks like a plastic mannequin. It's just wrong.

-- Allen

P.S. Does he ALWAYS sound so nasally? Or is he nursing a head-cold or sinus infection?

[mr_hat]

1. His 240-degree vision

allows him to site and snare small animals, such as field mice.

[chiburb]

2. Who is he? n/t

.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

3. I figured it out - LOOK!

[sundog]

13. that is really scary

:scared:

[Wickerman]

4. The answer is simple

He isn't real, he's actually a human replica - and what with out-sourcing they got him from an overseas shop.

Next time, buy Union.

[arwalden]

12. "Look for... the Union label... when you are buying... your automaton!"

[rsmith6621]

5. Shepard is a ASS

He is another puppet for Murdoch Right Wing promotional machine.


He is a picture of what arrogannce looks like........ Someone Slap him.

[MichaelHarris]

6. a grown up

Eddie Munster? Other than that he's a walking penis with ears.

[alvis]

7. Shep's mugshot

Courtesy of The Smoking Gun

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/dsmithmug1.html

[DS1]

8. He's probably got stereovision that can track the Mars rovers

:eyes:

[phillybri]

9. That's a sign of inbreeding...

FYI

[BigMcLargehuge]

10. He does look a whole lot like his mother

[MuseRider]

11. Tad bit walleyed

isn't he?