Bush_Eats_Beef I represent Bush Bashers for Truth I hereby state this:

[noahmijo]

I was the first to truly market the phrase "The Connecticut Cowboy" on here. I will be running ads all over swingstates to show how you have stolen my thoughts and have displayed them for your own edification.

I will be writing a book on this issue in the near future.

I swear to all that I have NO affiliation with Democratic Underground, and I've hardly ever posted here on this site.

[zeemike]

1. Can I join?

I wanna be a Bush Basher for Truth too
And I hardly have posted here at all.
And I coined the term "Swift Lier's Boat Club" but it was not good enough to steal.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

2. Dammit, I've been "called out" on DU...do I have my spokesman handle this?

...OR do I steer my boat into the attack?

I have an audio tape from a December 12th, 2000 press luncheon for MY group, "Bush Is An Oedipal Ass Puppet From CT," in which I can CLEARLY be heard addressing the crowd and speaking the words "Ass Puppet" and "Connecticut Cowboy."

SO...my advice, if you wish to challenge the originator of this phrase, is to

BRING

IT

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN!

PS: If you click on my profile, I really don't have over 2000 posts at DU. It's a typo.

:evilgrin:

[noahmijo]

3. LoL in all seriousness

I think I heard somebody else on here coin this label it could've been you for all I know, but I thought it was good enough to warrant a signature picture dedicated to it.

I actually want this label to get out, considering that the majority of *'s base consider him to be a "tried and true Texas Cowboy!" yeeeeee-haw!!! and we can't have any Northerners running the show like Kerry! he's a Northerner unlike Bush! Bush is down home! a good ol boy just like us!

Being born and raised in Arizona I'M more of a freakin Texan than he is.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

4. Maybe we can reach a bi-partisan agreement...

...now that I've attacked you in another Lounge thread...LOL!

I agree...I don't know where it cam from either, and I also don't take credit for it...it's kind of like Al Gore inventing the Internet, one day it was just THERE...

:evilgrin:

BUT...as George Bush would say...it's a good 'un!

:evilgrin:

I've almost maxed out my Photobucket bandwidth for the month, but as soon as I can start posting pics again, I'll put up an appropriate memorial for the Connecticut Cowboy...

:toast:

[noahmijo]

5. Ahhh no way! this battle will rage on!

I just got done posting a reply to your attack and now I read this.

I use photobucket too but I stole this picture from some other site I forget which one it has a ton of funny Bush pics on it.

Not enough bandwidth on Photobucket I tell ya, I max it out like the first week every month!

I think I am the first one to call John Kerry "Johnny K" though. Sure it's kinda lame but I like it makes him sound hip, I'm into this idea of giving cool sounding nicknames to our candidates as a means of sort of removing that boring grey sort of image of them.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

6. I assumed you would attack me again, so I took the liberty of...

...attacking YOU in the other thread!

BWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Although I do admit that I have never called Kerry Johnny K. I probably HAVE referred to him as "The Man Who Will Squeeze Bush's Jewels So Hard In The Debates He Will Turn As Blue As A Smurf," but I'm not sure. I'd have to go back and check on that.

Or, I could have my Political Advisor Karl Rove go on Britt Humes' show later tonight and confirm it WITHOUT checking the facts. Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

:evilgrin: