Time to play "Let's Make A Deal," the DU Edition...

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

You know the rules.

I offer you either a specific amount of cash, something behind a curtain or something in a box. What's behind the curtain could be KILLER (or crap) or more cash...same for what's in the box.

Fine print...no actual prizes will be awarded.

:evilgrin:

OK...FIRST CONTESTANT...

You can either have this $200 I have in my hand or what's behind CURTAIN #1...

[GiovanniC]

1. I'll Take the $200, Thanks

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

4. OK, you can keep the $200, or take what's behing curtain #2

:evilgrin:

[Catch22Dem]

2. Of course I'll take the curtain.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

5. Before you take the curtain, I'll give you an extra $1000.

What'll it be?

:evilgrin:

[eleny]

6. Take the curtain!!!

Well - you do need the audience shouting, right?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

9. Yeah, shouting makes it the BEST. OK...the CURTAIN...

This MAGNIFICENT, only slightly used speedboat.



OR...you can have what's IN THE BOX. Could be cash. Enough to buy TEN boats. Or not.

What'll it be?

:evilgrin:

[Catch22Dem]

14. I want the boat

Always wanted one.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

15. The boat comes with the entire Bush family

...or you can have what I have in this envelope.

:evilgrin:

[Catch22Dem]

16. No fuck that!

Wait, can I sail them out to sea and dump them? That would be cool. If not, I'll take the envelope.

[eleny]

3. The box!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

7. Here's what's in the box:

...An AUTOGRAPHED copy of Big Dog's new book. You can keep it or take this $2000.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0375414576.01._PE40_PIdp-schmoo2,TopRight,7,-26_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

What'll it be?

:evilgrin:

[eleny]

8. the cash

what do you think?!!!!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

10. Hmmmmm...the audience seems to be yelling "take the cash"...

...but it's your decision.

Could be a lot of cash, huh?

:evilgrin:

[eleny]

11. I'm grabbing the cash!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

12. OK, here's the cash. Let's look at what was inside the book.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

An ENVELOPE...containing TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!

Which only goes to show you, when you play the DU edition of "Let's Make A Deal," you NEVER....NEVER, NEVER, NEVER...turn down any Big Dog-related items.

Thanks for playing our game!

:evilgrin:

[eleny]

13. Ayeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!