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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-25-04 10:45 PM
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Has anyone seen that Bowflex commercial?
You know the one I mean. The one with the 50-year-old woman in the purple bikini. She says she's a grandmother, but wow-wee-wow-wow. It has started to make me question reality as I understand it.
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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-25-04 10:47 PM
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1. Yeah
Her and Sharon Stone in her forties give me hope that growing old isn't that bleak.
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-25-04 10:52 PM
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2. Yup.
VERY nice, but how much of that body is due to the wonders of plastic surgery? :shrug:
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-25-04 11:14 PM
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3. Bowflex works...
And to prove it, we've taken video of athletic people (who got that way without Bowflex) using a Bowflex!

TlalocW
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-25-04 11:16 PM
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4. I'd rather watch one thousand Bowflex commercials before one more
of those "I lean back and flex my abs and hold my arm in the same position in every fucking picture I ever take" get skinny and buff in 24 hours or less with my program.

Fuck I hate that guy.
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-25-04 11:17 PM
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5. That guy creeps me out!
Edited on Wed Aug-25-04 11:18 PM by MuseRider
What a strange guy.

On edit John Basedow?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-25-04 11:40 PM
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6. nice try
I'm not cut and pasting that name into my google toolbar

I don't want to see him anymore, and I'm ~not~ about to investigate

for these purposes, we'll agree that he's creepy
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-25-04 11:50 PM
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7. I thought about pulling up
his picture but I am feeling kind tonight. Glad I did not.
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thatgemguy Donating Member (337 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-25-04 11:52 PM
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8. They never show a close up of her face
most likely because of the plastic surgery she's had. Also from the looks of those surroundings, she probably doesn't have much to do besides work out on the Bowflex. Definitely a "high maintenance" biatch!

;-)
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:11 AM
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9. Yeah, plastic surgery is definitely in evidence there
That's the only thing I can think of that would make her look like she is 35.
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