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LiberalManiacfromOC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-25-04 11:33 PM
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Virgins, check in!
I was bored so I started the thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1589695#1589770
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EX-CONservative Donating Member (188 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:14 AM
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1. Present!
23 yo male reporting in!
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RummyTheDummy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:43 AM
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8. Oh you poor bastard
Just kidding.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:16 AM
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2. Virgins Suck!
Oh wait...they don't...HAHAHAHA! :evilgrin: poor virgins :pals: i feel for you
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:56 AM
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3. HA HA, HA HA HA HA
Skitbit........*NOT* checking in !!!!!!! :D
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:07 AM
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4. Confusedly Checking In
I feel totally asexual. I have some ideas as to why that is, but I doubt you want to hear them.
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DerekG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:12 AM
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5. Present
22 years old and waiting for marriage--no big deal.

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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:20 AM
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6. You must be very close with your right hand.
If you think it's no big deal. ;)
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DerekG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:37 AM
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7. It's just an impulse
I think there's something inherently cool--countercultural even--about foregoing pleasure in the name of higher ideals (Malcolm X spoke of the spirituality of asceticism often).

Thanks for the laugh, though. I just remembered what Woody Allen said about masturbation: "It's sex with someone I love."
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mitchtv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:52 AM
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9. why/? is there a sacrifice scheduled?
?
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 04:07 AM
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15. ROFL
Just what I was thinking...

I'll be sitting in the naughty people corner.
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:56 AM
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10. This thread reminds me of when I found a condom in my son's car.
He was 19 at the time, and I was in a fury to find the filthy slut who seduced my baby boy!
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RummyTheDummy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 02:00 AM
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11. I bet baby boy didn't protest too much
While being seduced...LOL.

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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 02:00 AM
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12. LOL odds are, it was the other way around!
her parents were probably saying "gawdammit if i ever find that little asshole who made my precious little girl IMPURE I will skin him!" :P
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RummyTheDummy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 02:01 AM
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13. Probably right
Oh to be 19 again.
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regnaD kciN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 04:02 AM
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14. Locking...
No-sex thread.

;-)
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 05:09 AM
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16. Over here
Biding my time.
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onebigbadwulf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 05:27 AM
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17. Not having sex in your hormonal and sexual peak
is like not eating when you're starving to death.

It makes no sense - you only have one peak why waste it?
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