Help me come up with meaningless elected offices for DU.

[elperromagico]

I'll start the ball rolling: Comptroller of DU. :D

[pagerbear]

1. Mascot

[PVnRT]

2. Exchequer

Just because I like the sound of it. I think we need a First Lord of the Admiralty as well.

[pagerbear]

3. Chancellor of the Exchequer?

[PVnRT]

5. Ooohhh, that's a good one

n/t

[TrogL]

4. Manager

[elperromagico]

6. Executive Secretary in Charge of Party Favors.

:D

[PVnRT]

7. Sergeant-At-Arms

n/t

[elperromagico]

8. I really think we need a Majority Whip too.

Not in the Senatorial sense, but rather, a DUer who carries a whip.

[Chovexani]

27. I nominate Catwoman!!

Woo. ;)

[cheezus]

9. Superintendent

[elperromagico]

10. SKINNERRRRR!!!

[barackmyworld]

11. pope

or maybe umbrella-holder?

[elperromagico]

12. Executive Producer. n/t

[nickgutierrez]

13. Chancellor of the Department of Silly Hats n/t

[strategery blunder]

14. Parliamentarian n/t

[elperromagico]

15. That job might come in handy sometimes, actually,

especially when debates on DU become less than civil.

[strategery blunder]

16. That's what Moderators are for

:)

[TahitiNut]

17. Defender of the Dreaded Homonym VIrus

[Ladyhawk]

18. Associate in Charge of Straight Jackets.

:silly:

[DemWitch]

19. Polling Czar

Responsible for making sure "some" of the polls on DU make some sort of sense...

Music Maestro:

Works hand in hand with Polling Czar (sort of like Wolfowitz and Rummy) to insure there are only 10 "your all time favorite _____" polls per day.

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. Hobbesian Consulate to the Lounge

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. Minister of Housinge

(and yes, that's spelled right - you in the know will get it)

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. PATRIOT Act Compliance Minister

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. Beer Czar

:beer:

[djeseru]

24. Shuffler of Papers. n/t

[barackmyworld]

26. haha

gold. I declare my candidacy.

[roguevalley]

25. whipping boy. comptroller of the toity. keeper of toe jam. I must go to

bed now.

[Chovexani]

28. Drug Czar.

I know a bunch of DUers who'd jump at that one. :smoke:

[Tom Kitten]

29. GD Overlord

he or she rules with an iron fist...no fancy pants elitists need apply!

[JSJ]

30. dictator for life n/t

[SarahB]

31. Can I be Miss Congeniality?

[onebigbadwulf]

32. Sexy Surgeon General

I'll happily take that role.

[LynneSin]

33. Ms. Democratic Underground?

:bounce:

I'll enter!!

[Bunny]

34. Lord High Executioner. n/t

[pagerbear]

44. Defer! Defer! To the Lord High Executioner!

[Bunny]

49. Pagerbear, would you like to be my lovely and talented assistant?

:evilgrin:

[pagerbear]

51. You betcha!

How much does it pay? What kind of benefits are we talking about?

[Bunny]

52. No material benefits, I'm afraid.

You can just bask in the reflected glory!

[Moderator]

45. We've already got one of those

:evilgrin:

[Bunny]

48. Tee Hee!

;)

[NoPasaran]

35. Minister of Administrative Affairs

Is this question about the policy of administration or the administration of policy?

[GOPisEvil]

36. Politicians like to panic, they need activity.

It's their substitute for achievement.

:D Is that available on DVD?

[NoPasaran]

40. Yes it is and I have it

I need to get Yes PM sometime though.

[GOPisEvil]

42. Sweet!

(Adds to list of stuff to buy!)

[JohnKleeb]

37. Ear cuttter

I'd win that one.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

38. Undersecretary

[fudge stripe cookays]

39. Land Commissioner!

Um...actually....after yesterday, that might not be the best position to have.

FSC

[Lavender Brown]

41. Personal Assistant to Grovelbot.

:D

[NoPasaran]

43. Peoples Commissar of Hair Splitting

[Screaming Lord Byron]

46. Chancellor of the Duchy of Loungester.

[name not needed]

47. Village Idiot

[eleny]

50. Bartender

[woofless]

53. Cabinet Post: Department of Redundancy Department

[jukes]

54. Champion

of Moral Decency (AKA: Mod's)

[denverbill]

55. Sarbanes-Oxley Compliance Officer.

[elperromagico]

56. Kick.

:kick:

[TrogL]

57. Keynes Lecturer

[Butterflies]

58. Queen of the cats