Caption the Incredible Brain Power of George W. Bush!

[zbdent]

"You see, levitation is based on a simple act. You just clear your mind and stop thinking, and then focus on the ball. It immediately starts to levitate, the less you think. You see this ball? I've been levitating it nonstop since I was in college . . ."

[sniffa]

1. the footbaLL was thrown from the book depository

and not from the grassy knoLL.

[DemWitch]

2. I couldn't get my foot that high,

so Pickles told me to stick the football in my mouth instead.

[Crankie Avalon]

3. "Cain't wait...

...to take a bite out o' the fattest, most ripest lookin' banana I ever done seen!"

[flvegan]

4. "Betcha I drop this one too..."

In my mind, the scene plays out that just as the ball enters his hands, he gets tackled by someone built like a walk-in freezer...

George Fumblya Bush...

[regularguy]

5. The illegitimate reception

[guitar man]

6. <director> C'mon guys, let's get it right this time

"Take 78!"

[RedCloud]

7. UFO disguised as football...

reads Bush's brain and decides there is no intelligent life on the planet.

[cosmicdot]

8. we need 2 guys behind him so the underhand throw won't knock him over

this time ...

<take 79>