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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 11:54 AM
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I killed a fly in the coolest way!
I was standing at the toilet taking a leak. He was flying around the bathroom...he got to close, I grabbed him, and threw him in to the toilet.

Then it was sink the sub time.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 11:57 AM
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1. Uh - nice multitasking there, HEyHEY...
Edited on Thu Aug-26-04 11:58 AM by Richardo
...I guess :)

Did you remember to put up the "Caution: Wet Floor" sign before you left? :D
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:00 PM
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8. Well, you know
Edited on Thu Aug-26-04 12:00 PM by HEyHEY
I did go to college.
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 11:57 AM
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2. Did you remember to wash your hands afterwards?
;)
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 11:58 AM
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4. I hit the shower right after
Edited on Thu Aug-26-04 12:02 PM by HEyHEY
I had to wash the barbaric filth of murder off myself
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:01 PM
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9. Unclean!!!!
We shall shun you now....

;)
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babylon_system Donating Member (277 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 11:58 AM
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3. I hope you at least washed your hands afterwards
Ever hear of the term ahimsa?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 11:59 AM
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6. Always!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 11:59 AM
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5. Wow that is cool
Your kung fu is strong!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 11:59 AM
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7. hi-ya!
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:01 PM
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10. thats nothing
i cut a bee in half witrh a katana
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:07 PM
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11. My husband shoots them
with rubber bands but your way is cooler! Grabbed that sucker in mid air huh? I am glad I did not have to clean up the floor after you were done. Will you be walking around with a puffed out chest all day now?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:12 PM
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13. YAR! I am all that is MAN!
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:09 PM
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12. Murderer. I am calling PETA
:hurts:
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:16 PM
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14. Mr Worf, lock phasers on the Insectoid shuttle, FIRE!
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mrboba1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:18 PM
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15. I use flies to practice my backfist technique
If I get enough snap in it, the fly is stunned or killed. If I didn't do a good enough job, he still flies around...

:D
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