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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:06 PM
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"Damnit, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a . . ."
fill in the blank . . .
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:06 PM
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1. actor
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:07 PM
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2. shoddy forgery of a Vermeer painting!
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:09 PM
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4. ROFL
I like this one! :)
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:07 PM
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3. drag queen.
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:10 PM
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5. ... Swift Boat Veteran!
--bkl
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:11 PM
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6. Abu Gahrib torturer.
But, when in Rome...

Sorry, but Malloy has me all worked up about the revelation that American doctors were torturing Iraqis.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:13 PM
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10. Hippocrates would be pissed -
"First, do no harm . . ."

Isn't that the one that the Anti-Choice people quote?
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:11 PM
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7. ...privileged fraud mincing around the flight deck wearing a codpiece..."
:D
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:14 PM
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12. HAHAHAHA!
:D:thumbsup:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:11 PM
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19. There is now a smudge on my monitor where the gum hit it!
Pfffft! :thumbsup:
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 08:08 PM
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27. Whoa, Richardo -- hammer, nail-head, WHAM!!!
Terrific! Many thanks!

:toast:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:12 PM
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8. Domanatrix.
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:13 PM
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9. swift vet
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:13 PM
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11. Hermo
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:14 PM
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13. Ratings booster.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:15 PM
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14. Singing Attorney General.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:16 PM
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Catcher.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:16 PM
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15. an asshole senator from minnesota who is a dipshit
or the same senator's wife who likes to pose for picturetes. See today's washington post for detail :D.
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alvis Donating Member (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:31 PM
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16. doct....
I'll get right on in Jim
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 02:11 PM
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22. Great one, alvis
:D HA!
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alvis Donating Member (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 11:13 PM
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33. OK, I gotta come clean...
Was a Beavis and Butthead spoof of Star Trek. Funny as hell. Next Generation spoof was great too. Number One, I order you to take a Number Two.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:33 PM
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17. Naked mole rat
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BootinUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:09 PM
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18. mediawhore
:)
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Butterflies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:35 PM
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20. magician
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:36 PM
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21. Cocktail Waitress!
Edited on Thu Aug-26-04 01:37 PM by Mayberry Machiavelli
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 08:41 PM
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32. Great picture!
R.I.P. DeForest..:cry:
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SPQR Donating Member (315 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 04:32 PM
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23. Anthem-ite!
A year's supply of Creamette's pasta to whomever remembers what an Anthem-ite is.
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atommom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 07:22 PM
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24. weapons-of-mass-destruction-related-program-activity!
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 08:02 PM
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25. bricklayer
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 08:06 PM
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26. "Volvo-drivin', tree-huggin',bunny-lovin',Fonda kissin' son-of-a-lib'rul!"
Or something like that. :kick:
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Jade Fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 08:13 PM
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28. uh...Brazen Hussey?
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 12:10 AM
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34. heehee
:D
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 08:16 PM
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29. ...floor wax!" "McCoy is a doctor *and* a floor wax." "He's dead, Jim...
...but look at that shine!" :silly:
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 08:31 PM
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30. ESCALATOR! That was my favorite when they were trying to get the
preggers lady up the mountain.
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 08:34 PM
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31. abortionist and euthanasiologist
yup. Those guys aren't doctors
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 12:12 AM
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35. crack whore yak!
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 12:13 AM
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36. 6 foot tall rabbit!
:HARVEY:
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Q3JR4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 01:40 AM
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37. Graham Norton Look-alike.
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