Joke - February 2005

[KurtNYC]

It is February 2005. A DUer goes to the Whitehouse. Asks the guard, "I want to see President Bush"

Guard says, "Bush is not the President, he lost."

Next day the man is back, "I want to see President Bush"

Guard says, "Bush is not the President, he was not elected."

Third day, the man again comes, says, "I want to see President Bush"

Guard says, "Sir, I have told you before, Bush was not elected. Bush is not the President. Now why do you keep coming here and asking?"

DUer: "I just love hearing you say 'Bush is not the President'!"

Guard says "I completely understand. See you tomorrow."

[kimchi]

1. Haha!

I never tire of that one--or the fan in heaven, or the black or white film, or...

any joke about numbnuts.