Britney Spears - "A dildo"

[Nomad559]

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/18873.htm

August 21, 2004 -- OK, we get it — you're really not that innocent, Britney Spears.

The increasingly prurient pop tart left British TV host Simon Amstell speechless during a recent interview. When he asked her what the last thing she'd had in her mouth was, she replied, "A dildo." Skanks for the memories, Britney! Simon tells London's Daily Mirror: "I was doing this interview with Britney and I had my usual set of silly questions. I thought her answer would be something like chicken escalope. Anyway, her people stepped in and cut that bit out."

[deutsey]

1. Nice, Christian, Bush supporter, there

:eyes:

[MikeG]

2. Republicans tend to be "Do it yourselfers"

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. or just wankers.

[EstimatedProphet]

4. Maybe Britney doesn't get it...

There really isn't any fun to be had by putting a dildo in your mouth, for either party involved.

[Lavender Brown]

8. Seriously.

She's dumber than a box of rocks.

[HughBeaumont]

11. Kind of makes me wonder

about her "Color Me Badd" fiancee.

Man, lately she just looks like she would smell bad.

[kikiek]

12. I was wondering if she figured that out. I would bet not.

[Plaid Adder]

28. Yeah...does she not know what they're really for?

Sounded to me like she was just trying to be as nasty as possible and has actually never dealt with a dildo. Or maybe she was just holding it between her teeth briefly because she was using both hands to strap on the restraints.

Shudder,

The Plaid adder

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. It could only make the pedestrian tripe that passes as music sound better

[NecessaryOnslaught]

6. The evolution of a skanazoid.

Wasn't it only 5 or so years ago that this strumpet was saving her virginity for her husband?

[The_Casual_Observer]

7. Won't be too much longer until spears is over the hill

and nobody will care what she does.

[LastKnight]

9. i hope the interview was recorded...

that way we could play the clip over and over during the comercial breaks while she is 'singing' or whatever she calls it at the convention... cause you know, britney just screams family values.

-LK

[aden_nak]

10. I almost did something very, very stupid.

I wanted to see if I could find any other account of this same incidentl. So I opened up Google and typed into the search bar:

"Britney Spears" "dildo"

I was about to hit enter when my brain actually thought about what I was doing. Laughed for a good long while, though.

[Wickerman]

20. that could end your career if you are at work

talk about thousands of hits and popups!

[aden_nak]

29. Well, I'm the IT department, so I could probably get away with it.

Viva La Mozilla! No pop-ups!

[eyesroll]

13. Oh, thank god.

I'd thought by your subject post that this was some sort of licensing arrangement.

[Lavender Brown]

17. Jessica Simpson has a line of edible lotions and stuff

It was probably her father's idea. :scared: :scared:

[XNASA]

14. Stupid? Yes. Distasteful? Uh-huh. Skanky? Sure is.

But half of you would be laughing your asses off if somebody else would have said it.

Double-standard? You betcha.

[LastKnight]

15. who says we arent laughing now? nt

[XNASA]

16. Hey. I just said 'half'. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what I mean.


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[TowelBoy]

18. Hahahahaha

That's hilarious! Ah, crazy, crazy whore... what an odd person. Most celebs are.

[XNASA]

19. What would really be funny is........

If she meant to say "philo dough" but got it mixed up with "dildo".

[underpants]

21. What would be REALLY funny

Someone sneaks some dildos into the Repub baloon drop*

*not to hurt anyone just for the visual on CNN.

[Heddi]

24. "Where are the fucking dildos?"

"What is up with the fucking dildos??"

(funny play on the 'fucking balloon' incident at the DNC)

[peekaloo]

22. Was Madonna at the other end?

Watta kwazy kid! :crazy:

[tigereye]

27. snort

[Heddi]

23. Uh, Brit--I know you're young, but a dildo doesn't go in your mouth....

that's just no fun for anyone involved.

Please google "how to use a dildo" if you have any further questions

Sincerely

Heddi
Concerned American

P.S.---that "personal vibrator" you have isn't for the relief of tight neck muscles either...well, in some ways it is, now that I think about it.

[BigMcLargehuge]

30. BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Best response ever!

[Fleshdancer]

25. What would be the point of that?

:shrug:

[elperromagico]

26. She must have been practicing for her next contract negotiation. n/t

[JohnKleeb]

31. I guess someone was comphensating

Hint her fiance, our maybe Maddona and her got back together.