Funniest word for Breasts...

[Endangered Specie]

Poll question: Funniest word for Breasts...

copy off the funniest word for penis thread, fair and balanced.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1600365&mesg_id=1600365


Heres the complete list:

http://home.swipnet.se/~w-44676/nomaam/breasts.html

[name not needed]

1. Penis pillows

[LostInAnomie]

2. Fun Bags

mmmmmmmm..... boobies

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. The funniest AND most accurate term for breasts:

"Fun bags."

[miss_kitty]

5. yes, 'fun bags' too n/t

[miss_kitty]

4. 'the girls' n/t

[DemWitch]

6. Ta Ta's

[CO Liberal]

7. "Breast-es-es"

:-)

Honorable mention: "ta-tas", "ya-yas", (and that old favorite from "Carrie"), "dirty pillows".

[IronLionZion]

8. the twins

[miss_kitty]

10. have you noticed about the twins

they are almost always fraternal, especially as the ageing process takes effect, and gravity punishes those who go braless....

[IronLionZion]

12. nobody's perfect, and I support the wearing of bras

Some photographer did a photo essay on the beauty of women with only one breast after mastectomy.

[miss_kitty]

13. i used to fit bras at nordstrom

and ache when i see a jogger, no matter how tiny, bouncing up and down-that causes damage. but jesus the bigger girls-they're asking to have swinging saggers in their golden years...

[Bake]

21. Yeah, I ache too ...

when I see 'em bouncing up and down ... up and down ... up and down... side to side ... up and down ... side to side ...

Damn. I'm aching even now.

Bake

[miss_kitty]

28. bwahahahahaha!

so i had your dream job? funny, no guys worked in the lingerie dept. i guess the commission structure was too sucky for them....

[trotsky]

9. Breasticles.

:)

[Deja Q]

11. Locking. Mammery Cannons are too serious a topic to be so mishandled.

:D

[Peachhead22]

14. Golden Bozos : )

n/m

[Placebo]

15. BAZOOMBAS!

That word makes me giggle like a weeeee schoolgirl. hehe :silly:

[LostInAnomie]

16. Teets or udders

those are also hilarious.

[niceypoo]

17. CANNONS

:evilgrin:

[kixot]

18. Sweater Puppets

[Bake]

23. I thought it was "sweater puppies"

Maybe that's a regional variant.

Bake

[Lefty48197]

19. chi chis

or is that two words?

[Kadie]

20. Gelliwhoppers

No idea how to spell it, but that is what my grandmother called them.

[HEyHEY]

22. Pillows

[Bake]

24. HEADLIGHTS!

Bake

[kodi]

25. odd. almost each term, followed by "dot com" is an active web site

or, um, so i am told.

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. Winnebagos

[MrScorpio]

27. An old stripper friend's name

"Tax Deductions"

Work related expense apparently

[UTUSN]

29. BaZoom-Boobie-Choombies??????? n/t

[baldguy]

30. #1. Baghylerhåndtag

#2. A Reason to Talk to Women
#3. Jumblies

[SarahB]

31. Boo- boos.

[SmileyBoy]

32. Mommybags

[SmileyBoy]

33. Ladyberries

[davsand]

34. Gravy catchers. n/t

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