Why Deadheads are Smellier People

[markses]

1) Patchouli - Yuk
2) Sleeping in Tents
3) All night acid trips require Listerine in the afternoon
4) White folks and dreadlocks: dangerous combination
5) Limited world supply of bandanas
6) Parking lot existence exposes them to stinky RV fumes
7) Sweat, blood, vomit, baby poo
8) Bringing the dog along for the road trip? Pee You.

(Aaaw, I'm jes keeeedin... :-))

[htuttle]

1. Careful now. One of my sons has been following the Dead this year

Q. How do you know when a Deadhead has been to your house?
A. They're still there

[markses]

2. LOL

n/t