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Earth_First Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-28-04 03:48 PM
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Poll question: "Could god microwave a burritto so hot...
...that not even he himself could eat it?"
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-28-04 03:50 PM
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1. If you microwave a burrito hot enough...
...It ceases to be a burrito. Thus *all* things are seen to be equal in their Buddha Nature!
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4morewars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-28-04 03:51 PM
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2. D'Oh !!!!!
"it's like i'm wearing nothing at all !"
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-28-04 03:53 PM
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3. God wouldn't use a microwave
He would just wrap it up really tightly in some foil and dip it into Hell for a couple seconds.
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BAPhill Donating Member (168 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-28-04 03:58 PM
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4. I gotta stay outta of the lounge.
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