Gonna do a Rip Van Winkle

[trof]

Crawl in a hole, pull the hole in after me, and sleep until Nov. 2.
I can't take it any more. My nerves are shot; I got the shakes.
I'm jumpin' at shadows and the sound of a toothpick hitting the carpet brings me straight up out of my chair.

Yeah, I got the jumps, the mullygrubs, and the vapors.
I might have a touch of the blue meanies, too.

I got those campaign blues
Down to the bottom of my shoes
If this ol' doom gets gloomier
Gotta find a place that's roomier
Just ain't got the room (right now)
For all this doom and gloom (no ma'am)

My mama, she told me
Don'tcha watch no teevee
It's the devil's contraption
Just between you and me

So I'm doin' what Rip did
And take a long nap
I ain't watchin' no teevee
Nor none o' their crap

I'll be back in November
When it's cooled down a bit
I'll be votin' for Kerry
Not that worthless dumbsh*t

[demnan]

1. Yeah, me too

at least for tonight. I'm going to get a good night's sleep. I need it.

[Bunny]

2. Seriously, trof?

This entire situation has, at times, unnerved us all, but I do hope we'll see you before November. Just kidding, right? :pals:

[trof]

3. Ain't a-leavin' DU.

Just in a blues kinda mood
If ya know what I mean
;-)

[Bunny]

4. Okay, ya had me worried there!

Phew!

[Rowdyboy]

5. I'm wid jou...I feel like I've been bathing in political news

and its only gonna get worse. Jesus, I wish this election would be decided in our favor soon! Its making me CRAZY too!

[trof]

6. I need a time out.

Yes I do.