There Is A Good Possibility That I Am Shit-Faced

[matcom]

even more evident as it took me 3 minutes to write the title of this post

went to the neighbors.

did shots.

home now.

i THINK i ate!?

oh man. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm GIN

mmmmmmmmmm MARTINIS

[acmavm]

1. Tomorrow: a shot of the dog that bit ya, a spoonful of honey, in a big

glass of orange juice. It helps quite a bit. Oh, and a bottle of aspirin.

[Reverend_Smitty]

2. Drink a lot of water...

before passing out tonight, your head will thank you in the morning :-)

[hlthe2b]

6. and pop a couple of aspirin with that water--- prophylactic pain killers

are generally appreciated the "day after" as much as the other kind!

And you might want to stay clear of the room where the kitty box is located. Cats really DON'T appreciate seeing their owners face first in THEIR litter box! LOL (it's a dignity thing, ya know?!)

[Zomby Woof]

3. and the sky is blue

Bush is dumb, and where the fuck is DAVID??

[flamingyouth]

4. I'll give you a call at 6 am your time tomorrow

Just to check on you, make sure you're feeling okay.:evilgrin:

[CrownPrinceBandar]

5. Now, you need some nitrous to round out the evening........

Don't you think?

[kstewart33]

7. The poster was right

Drink as much water as you can. Hangovers are caused by major dehydration. Water will help that alot. And take some extra strength Tylenol with the water. Believe me--it works.

[demnan]

8. Not Tylenol

not with his liver :evilgrin:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

9. "You've been drinking cleaning products all night..."

"Open for suggestions!"

"Eyelids at half mast..."

"Using parking meters as walking sticks."

[CrownPrinceBandar]

10. "The piano has been drinking".......n/t

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

11. And my necktie is asleep.

And the jukebox has to take a leak.

[ldf]

12. don't they have extreme makeovers for that???

:-)

and you'll really be a mess if you start drinking....

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

13. When are you NOT?!

Cunt traitor! :P

[matcom]

14. or, "Traitor Cunt"

WHICH IS IT DAMMIT!!!!!!

:bounce: