Alert Zomby! Alert Fenris! Alert Professor GAC! Road House on TBS now!

[GOPisEvil]

Just started!!! :bounce:

[curse10]

1. Patrick Swayze!

**swoon**

LoL

[flamingyouth]

2. I'll have to tune in

I'm a Roadhouse virgin.

Wow, that came out really awkward.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Learn the following:

"A polar bear fell on me."

:D

[flamingyouth]

4. I'm sad. I'll have to wait until noon.

Damn Pacific time zone!x(

[GOPisEvil]

5. Oh, poop!! That sucks!

It's definitely not to be missed! :D

[flamingyouth]

6. It's on my calendar for the day.

Sadly, it's the only thing on my calendar for the day.:freak:

Oh wait, let's see...

Mop basement
Clean wood floors
Watch "Roadhouse" for first time

Sounds like a great day all around! Woo Hoo! :D

[GOPisEvil]

7. Ooooooh...

...let's see...

1. Do laundry
2. Be lazy on couch
3. Flip through channels
4. Stay at Road House and giggle for a while
5. Watch the protests, too! :D

Yay for Sundays!

[flamingyouth]

8. Oh, the protests! How could I have forgotten that?

I wonder if the cardboard turtles will be there, or if that was merely a Seattle thing from WTO? ;)

Damn, I think I need to do some grocery shopping. A cursory glance shows that I'm low on cheap white wine. Damn. :grr:

[GOPisEvil]

11. No Franzia?!

The horror!! :D

CSPAN1 has the protests.

[flamingyouth]

14. LOL - the finest wine of New York? No.

I usually buy the cheap, local stuff.:7

[Fenris]

9. Number one: Never underestimate your opponent

Expect the unexpected.

Number Two: Take it outside.

Number Three: Be nice. :D

[flamingyouth]

10. Stop giving away all of the plot!

I have to wait until noon, damn it! :D

[Fenris]

13. Prepare for a 2 hour Jeff Healey music video.

:D

[flamingyouth]

18. OK, I'll take some compazine as a precaution

:puke:

[Fenris]

20. It's apropos, I think

This is a definite mullet movie.

[flamingyouth]

24. Now, mullets I can handle

In small doses, and with the help of pharmaceuticals.

[GOPisEvil]

21. You WILL be compelled to buy "Hell To Pay" and you WILL like it!

:D

[flamingyouth]

23. Noooo! I resist!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

26. Hey, I own it, and I have no idea why...

You will, too! :D

[flamingyouth]

27. OK, I will join the cabal

Damn it, I don't have time in my busy schedule for yet another cabal! :D

[GOPisEvil]

12. The name is Dalton.

DAMMIT!!!!! They cut the "You can be my regular Saturday night thing" line. x(

[flamingyouth]

15. Why on earth would they cut that?

Woo... that's really offensive for Sunday morning! :D

[Fenris]

17. That's classic, dammit!

x(

[GOPisEvil]

16. This movie started my love affair with mid-60s Buick Rivieras!

:D

[flamingyouth]

19. It took you this long to have a love affair with the Riviera?

Man, that's a classic car. Where have you been? :D

[GOPisEvil]

22. Hey - this movie's been out for years!!

There's a black Riviera right down the road from my friend's place. If that baby goes on sale...I'm going to sell blood to buy it! :D

[flamingyouth]

25. It's a hot car

Our neighbors had one growing up. I was always in love with it.

[GOPisEvil]

28. Love the clamshell headlights!

[flamingyouth]

32. Like this one?

[GOPisEvil]

34. Sweet!

That one's had some modifications.

The '65 is probably my favorite, but 64-66 are the best!

[flamingyouth]

36. This one's a '66

[GOPisEvil]

38. It's purty!

I likey! :D

[Fenris]

29. Ah, ben Gazzara's driving skills on display.

:D

[GOPisEvil]

31. Patrick Swazye doing tai chi!!!

Calm the women down!

[Fenris]

33. Wooo hooo!

:D

[Fenris]

30. Tae Kwon Do/ Tai Chi scene!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

35. And now...the monster truck!!!

Heehee! This movie has it ALL!!

[Fenris]

37. You disgust me, O'Connor!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

39. Now the shakedown story...

Damned commercials! x(

[Fenris]

40. They have to end on the tear-jerking moment!

Bastards!x(

[Fenris]

41. Say "Goodnight," Denise!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

43. You're too stupid to have a good time!

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

42. Yeah...like Carrie Anne is really singing...

:eyes:

[Fenris]

44. Yeah...knock on wood.

:D

[GOPisEvil]

46. Oh and yeah, my doctor is as pretty as Kelly Lynch.

That's what I like about this movie - it's so believable!

[flamingyouth]

47. Mine is

What do you mean? :D Find a new doctor! Stat!

[GOPisEvil]

49. Yes, I must!!

She has to drive a red Jeep, too! :bounce:

[flamingyouth]

45. Suddenly, I feel like I've already seen this movie

:D

[Fenris]

48. Hee hee! Oh, but you haven't!

:D

[flamingyouth]

52. That's what you always say!

;)

[Fenris]

55. It's the truth!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

50. There is nothing like experiencing this first hand.

Oh, the humanity!

[flamingyouth]

53. Won't someone please think of the children?

[Fenris]

51. Oh man. A black eye, a leotard, and some really bad 80s pop.

I'm in heaven!:D

[GOPisEvil]

54. JC Penney is coming here because of me!

Ooooooh...Mr. Big Shot!

[Fenris]

57. The 7-11 is here because of me!

I'm powerful!:D

[GOPisEvil]

60. Don't forget the Foto-Mat!

:D

[Fenris]

62. He's quite the entrepreneur!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

63. He came up the hard way, from the streets of Chicago.

Don't ya know? :D

[Fenris]

64. I heard you killed a man in Memphis!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

65. I said it was self-defense at the trial!

:D

[Fenris]

66. Damn, Jeff Healey is just rockin' it out!

Roll, baby, roll!:D

[GOPisEvil]

67. Play that thing upside down!!!

[Fenris]

68. That man is a forgotten genius!

Of something. I don't know what.:D

[GOPisEvil]

72. I'd sure like to forget him!

But then, I love this movie too much! :D

[Fenris]

76. "Can I buy you guys a drink?" *smash* "Guess not!"

:D

[flamingyouth]

58. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Damn my geography! I want to watch this now! Damn, damn, damn!:freak:

[flamingyouth]

56. God, that sounds like my high school

Are you sure I really want to see this? ;)

[Fenris]

59. Oh you must!

Our relationship depends upon it!:D

[flamingyouth]

61. Well, then, if that's what it will take

I pledge to watch this each and every day between now and September 10!

[Zomby Woof]

69. DALTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:bounce:

[Fenris]

71. HE ARRIVES!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

74. Just in time for Sam Elliott!

Coincidence? I think not. :D

[Zomby Woof]

83. Sam Elliot is sexy!

And I am straight! :D

[Zomby Woof]

75. some of us sleep late on Sundays!

:D But I have NO AGENDA today!

[Fenris]

79. You do now!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

70. Brad Wesley, Jasper Kingpin

That is how IMDB has Ben Gazzara listed! :D

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098206/

[Fenris]

73. HAHAHA! He did bring JC Penney to Jasper!

[GOPisEvil]

77. If that isn't a kingpin, what is?

:D

[flamingyouth]

78. You know, you need to put some spoilers in your subjects

You damn Texans, ruining everything! :D

[Fenris]

80. You'll see Sam Elliot dance to "All My Exes Live in Texas"!!!

:D

[flamingyouth]

81. That alone is worth two wasted hours on the couch!

HOORAY! :D

[GOPisEvil]

82. I'm gonna get all the sleep I need when I'm dead.

CLASSIC!!!

[Fenris]

84. I just love hearing Elliot say "That dog won't hunt."

:D

[Zomby Woof]

85. you can hear the Allman's "Melissa" on the juke!

Great soundtrack to this epic!

[CatWoman]

86. PHEW!!!!

This thread is laden with testosterone!!!!!!!

x(

[Fenris]

87. Hey, don't insult Lisa like that!

:D

[flamingyouth]

108. Yeah, or Fen might beat you up!

He's more of a pacifist, but he's scrappy when he needs to be! :D

[Zomby Woof]

88. and cheap beer!

And chicken wire! :D

[Fenris]

89. Healey's slightly out of tune version of "White Room"!

:D

[Zomby Woof]

92. it isn't out of tune!

He just isn't as on many drugs as Clapton, which will do that to a guitar. ;-)

[Fenris]

96. Very true!

[flamingyouth]

110. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's awesome.

[GOPisEvil]

90. Check out the red pickups on Healey's guitar!

STYLISH!!!

[Fenris]

91. Jeff Healey: One of the few guitarists to play sitting down!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

93. Poor Jeff! He's blind so he's missing the show!

:D

[Fenris]

94. And she's dancing all around him!

:o

[Zomby Woof]

95. He plays like the old bluesmen

With a pedal steel style... not bad for a Vancouver BC kid. :D

[Fenris]

97. Canadian blues rocks!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

98. Damn that Ben Gazzara - we were having a nice bar fight!

[Zomby Woof]

99. he also shouldn't have...

Laced the Dude's Caucasian! :o

[GOPisEvil]

100. How convenient that Strodenmire lines all his showroom cars up like that!

MORE MONSTER TRUCK!!!!

[Fenris]

101. And a giant glass building that a giant truck could fit through!

[PopSixSquish]

102. Sam Elliot is Da Man!!!!!!

but nothing beats "Next of Kin" for Patrick Swayze movies. Liam Neeson as a redneck hillbilly? Yeah, Come On!!!!

[GOPisEvil]

103. Oh no...the sappy music...

[GOPisEvil]

104. Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Not Sam Elliott! :cry:

I love when Dalton pulls the knife out. Cinema at its finest!

[GOPisEvil]

105. Fenris...your line is coming up!

:D

[flamingyouth]

106. You people are sick! 106 posts!

I love it! :D

[GOPisEvil]

107. You'll find out soon why we love this movie so much!

:D

[flamingyouth]

109. 48 minutes and counting!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

111. It just ended with Fenris' favorite line!

Hehehehehehe!

[flamingyouth]

112. Well, don't spoil it for me!

:D

[Fenris]

113. HAHAHAHA!

GREATEST. ENDING. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zomby Woof]

114. cue up the Healey cover of Dylan!

:D

[flamingyouth]

115. I'm officially half-way through

Been laughing my ass off. Had to call Fenris on his cell phone during the tai chi scene. :evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

116. We want a full report on the movie!

:D

[flamingyouth]

117. A polar bear fell on me

Sorry, couldn't check in sooner.

Best horrible movie ever! :D

[Zomby Woof]

118. YAY!!!

You lost your Roadhouse cherry! :D

[flamingyouth]

119. At last I'm one of the boys

;)

[Zomby Woof]

120. hmmm

That's going to take a lot of fun out of the Lounge flirting! :o ;-)

[flamingyouth]

121. LOL

Sorry about that. :7

[Zomby Woof]

122. on second thought

There isn't a whole helluva lot that keeps me from being the huggable Zomby I am. :hug:

[flamingyouth]

123. No, you can just be yourself

But you know that my heart belongs to Fenris. :D

[Zomby Woof]

124. EVERYBODY'S heart belongs to Fenris!

Get in line! ;-)

[flamingyouth]

125. But... but... I thought it was only just my heart

:(

[Zomby Woof]

126. maybe I am thinking of spleens

I get those mixed up. :shrug:

[flamingyouth]

127. You must be thinking of spleens

'Cause if I find out who else's heart belongs to Fenris, well, I'm gonna flip a coin, and none of you is gonna like it! :grr:

[Zomby Woof]

128. Fenris does have a thing for me

But he stole my Roadhouse soundtrack, and I called it off.

[flamingyouth]

129. Feh! Liar! He will beat you up and his linen trousers will be unwrinkled!

Ha!

[Zomby Woof]

130. I always fight naked

It's more interesting that way.