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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-29-04 09:13 PM
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I need a new stink- any suggestions?
It's time for me to switch up the cologne collection. I usually like clean, cool scents like Polo, Curve, etc. Any ideas? Thanks.
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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-29-04 09:16 PM
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1. None at all
Just regular showers.
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Mr.Green93 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-29-04 09:18 PM
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2. vanilla extract
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-29-04 09:21 PM
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3. I recomend old spice
It's cheap and earthy!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-29-04 09:23 PM
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4. It occurs to me that I don't use cologne.
But I do think I have a bottle of Davidoff somewhere that I received as a gift. Nice scent. A bit to dry for me.
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Kierkegaard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-29-04 09:23 PM
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5. Tuna
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-29-04 09:24 PM
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6. "Angel" by Thierry Mugler (and not the one "for men")
Go to the chick's cosmetics counter at a nice department store and ask for a little sample of "Angel" lotion by Thiery Mugler. The lotion. And NOT the lotion for men (that scent is too sweet). The one for women.

Just apply a light little X or * of that lotion across your manly chest every morning and before important dates, and you'll be shag-champeen before Fabio even knows what hit his perfect ass.

Summary:

"Angel" lotion by Thierry Mugler.

And if you don't like that, but you're still there at the cosmetics counter, ask to sample the plain old Thierry Mugler Cologne. Make the chick go to the men's side and get it for you - she won't mind, stud. Ask the chick's advice. Ask her to smell your wrists once you have applied some. Tip her surreptitiously but generously, find out when she gets off, and go have a drink with her.
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WillyBrandt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-29-04 09:25 PM
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7. I bought Aqua D'Gio
It smells great and girs like it. Highly recommended
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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-29-04 09:28 PM
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8. Nice Pants, the smell of Corduroy
(A joke from Whose Line Is It Anyways)
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Rick Myers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-29-04 09:29 PM
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9. Just a tiny bit of Lagerfeld
Works for me...
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dumpster_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-29-04 09:33 PM
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10. eau de dumpster
Just collect some rainwater from the bottom of any dumpster, bottle it and you are in business...
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comradebillyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-29-04 09:34 PM
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11. need a new stink?
shit the bed
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-29-04 09:38 PM
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12. You made me laugh
:bounce:
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-29-04 09:40 PM
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13. Soap mixed with water = a bath
Edited on Sun Aug-29-04 09:42 PM by Bushneedstogo
I love the smell of a man freshly bathed!

I love the smell of dial soap.

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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-29-04 09:41 PM
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14. Obsession is a good one....or Eternity

I used to wear Obsession all the time


.....but don't overdo it.
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iconoclastic cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-29-04 09:58 PM
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15. I usually go with "fear" or "desperation."
But today I reeked of slack.
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-29-04 10:01 PM
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16. I was gonna suggest taking the same meds i do...
But you actually meant "scent", not "stink" as in etch glass-peel paint-kill houseplants stink...

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