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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 02:03 AM
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I bought my first vibrator...
chair today. Ask me anything!
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 02:05 AM
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1. My eyes got so big as I read your subject line .
Way to wake a girl up lol .
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 02:06 AM
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2. Now that's silly!
How can you fit a chair in an orifice? ;)
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 02:07 AM
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3. It fits nicely around my desk...
But I don't know if I'd call that an orifice.
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DemBones DemBones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 02:57 AM
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11. So is it an orifice chair?

:evilgrin:
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 08:20 PM
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18. As it turns out, yes.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 02:14 AM
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4. Eh
:nopity:
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 02:15 AM
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5. Why the :nopity:?
I love the chair!
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 02:21 AM
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6. my gramma had some vibrating stuff
a chair, a pad you could put behind your back (or sit on, maybe) and some hand-held job i found to be very suspicious....

i guess grammas need vibrating thingers, too
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 02:24 AM
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7. I didn't need to know about the last one, there...
:puke:
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 02:30 AM
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8. sorry
i am baaaad

:spank:
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 02:48 AM
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10. If my grandma had a "vibrating thinger" i'm sure it had
to be hand cranked. ;)
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 03:01 AM
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12. hand cranked-HaHaHa!
My gramma's was electric. my mom inherited it and it just 'disappeared'-after a while...i thought someday it would be MINE!x(
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 03:07 AM
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13. That sucks!
Too bad it's lost. I think every family should pass down their sex toys. I have my great-grandfather's wooden cock ring. ;)
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bookfreak Donating Member (193 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 03:39 AM
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14. Families passing down their sex toys?
Can anybody say UUUGGGHHHH?:puke:
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 03:50 AM
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15. hey! progenitors need vibrating too
i did not say it was a sex toy...someone else who was making a joke called it that...it was a thing that vibrated-hell i saw it, and i can't say it was a sex toy. how can you? maybe you need a chair that vibrates? :)
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 01:27 PM
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16. What's wrong with tradition?
;)
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 08:20 PM
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17. Nothing... Just clean your tradition with rubbing alcohol first!
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 02:32 AM
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9. I am not clicking on your thread. You cannot make me...
...click on your thread by using a smarmy vibrator lure, only to reveal that you're talking about your chair.

No, I won't do it. Uh uh. Not me.

So there. :P
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