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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 09:41 AM
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Poll question: do you make a "courtesy fLush"?
god damn! i hate it when peopLe don't make the "courtesy fLush" - one of my coworkers Left a present in the bathroom. it's fucking nasty in there now, and the whoLe office is starting to stink.

i don't know what i hate more: peopLe who don't use the courtesy fLush or freedom.

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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 09:42 AM
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1. You have to courtesy flush...
I live in an apartment with three other people, and nobody likes a floater!
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 09:45 AM
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2. I don't understand why anyone wouldn't.
Edited on Mon Aug-30-04 09:45 AM by northwest
I flush everything of mine all the time. Especially with the fact that I share a toilet with 4 other guys in my dorm suite.

There's really nothing I can do about the crusty swirls at the bottom of the bowl, however.:D
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 09:45 AM
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3. How bout just waiting to make sure it goes down?
I mean, it takes what, 30 seconds?
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 09:46 AM
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4. true - but i bet these peopLe piss in the shower too
rather than wait untiL they're out.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 09:47 AM
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5. Hold on there pardner, pissing in the shower isn't as bad.
Edited on Mon Aug-30-04 09:47 AM by northwest
As long as it doesn't splash on the wall, it's OK in my book.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 09:50 AM
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6. yeah, if you wear fLip fLops into the shower
i see no probLem with it. i don't wear shoes in my own shower however.
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soothsayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 10:05 AM
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7. just light a match in there---that'll clear the smell out instantly!
Edited on Mon Aug-30-04 10:06 AM by soothsayer
sometimes it takes two

leave a pack in there. carry one with you at all times. Makes for a much nicer world.

on edit: sniffa---perfect name for posting this poll!
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 10:11 AM
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10. I keep a candle and matches in my bathroom at home.
I should keep a lighter in my desk drawer at work for this.
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soothsayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 10:51 AM
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18. A lighter, really? I always thought it was that initial sulfur dose
that cleared the air.
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 11:10 AM
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19. Is it?
I have no idea.
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soothsayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 01:03 PM
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20. I think so. You really only need to strike the match, not keep it lit.
Works INSTANTLY pretty much!
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 10:09 AM
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8. I thought we were about due for another workplace restroom thread!
Thank God we can count on Sniffa (appropriate name, given the subject matter).
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 10:22 AM
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15. gLad to heLp
and my super-sense of smeLL is a curse10 today.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 10:11 AM
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9. I share your pain
Just this morning I came out of the restroom wondering if we should put a GD sign up or something.

:puke:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 10:12 AM
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11. Is everyone even aware of what a courtesy flush is?
I don't think so....
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 10:16 AM
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12. Isn't flushing everything down not actually a courtesy flush?
That's kind of a required flush.

I thought a courtesy flush was -- you're not done, but you're stinking up the place and someone else is in there, so you flush the first half of your, um, production as not to offend their senses too much.

:shrug:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 10:21 AM
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14. hey that may be
but i aLways took it to mean, to fLush a 2nd time, cuz not every bit makes it on the first try.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 10:41 AM
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16. You're correct. n/t
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 10:19 AM
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13. Only people who are ashamed of their bodies flush.
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 10:47 AM
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17. I thought a courtesy flush...
...was flushing in the middle of your *ahem* movement to keep the smell down.

From 'Work Dumps' at www.lotsofjokes.com:

COURTESY FLUSH
The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the turd hits the water and the log is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the turd has to stink up the toilet.

:)
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