There was this new bar in town...

[T Roosevelt]

There was this new bar in town that everyone was talking about because it had a robot-bartender.

A man walks in to see this for himself. He sits at the bar and sure enough, a robot was bartending.

The man orders a drink, and the robot asks him what his IQ is. The man replies that his IQ is 150.

So the robot begins discussing nuclear physics, hydrogen power cells, And,the current state of the global atmosphere.

The man is amazed. He has to see how good this robot really is. He leaves the bar and comes right back in and sits at the bar.

Again, the robot asks him for his IQ.

This time the man replies "100."

So the robot discusses football, basketball, and the proper way to grill a steak.

The man leaves and comes back in for a third time. This time he tells the robot that his IQ is 50.

The robot replies: "So, are you Republicans really going to vote for Bush?"

[LiberalVoice]

1. lol n/t

[Inland]

2. Heard it a million different ways

Two other punchlines in similar jokes:

"Go State"

"Alouette, gentil alouette.."

[VOX]

3. An oldie, but never tired of hearing it!!!

Thanks, TR! :)