First there was nothing. Then there was God. Then He exploded.

[DrWeird]

Alright. There. End of discussion.

Everybody happy?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. yup. perfectly!

[Gothic Sponge]

2. Are trying to say god had an orgasm?

:evilgrin:

[Jackpine Radical]

3. Yup.

That was the First Cumming.
We're still waiting for the second one.

[Gothic Sponge]

7. Well, if you believe in the rapture...

I guess you could say the right-wing nuts are trying to give god foreplay to cum back. ;)

[DrWeird]

10. No. He literally exploded. Here's an HST image of the CMB.

[Gothic Sponge]

12. Is that the Millenium Falcon?

Chewbacca blew up god?

[DrWeird]

14. Indeed.

And Lando killed Jesus.



"Lock unto the strongest power source. It SHOULD be His ultimate sacrifice for the redemption of the original sin of mankind."

[Gothic Sponge]

18. Sure, blame it on the black man!

:silly:

[asthmaticeog]

4. God exploded?

But if the creator explodes, who'll create someone to clean up such a cosmically huge mess?

[soothsayer]

6. We ARE the cosmically huge mess, lol! n/t

[asthmaticeog]

8. Wow, theology's HARD.

n/t

[Gothic Sponge]

9. The EPA?

:silly:

[Jackpine Radical]

15. Yeah, like who do you suppose

wrote the Environmental Impact Statement for that whole thing?

[htuttle]

5. Ever read the book 'Legion' by William Peter Blatty?

In the book, there's a dream that Detective Kinderman has that is very similar to this.

Except that in the dream I think it was 'Lucifer' who exploded (read the book...it has an interesting take on this).

[asthmaticeog]

11. Wow, it's true!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=%22god+exploded%22

[commander bunnypants]

13. good one

Best post of the day.

DDQM

[peekaloo]

16. Someone offered God a wafer thin mint?

Mr. Creosote, our heavenly father.

:dunce:

[Terran]

17. Heheh, yeah, that's exactly how it happened

And it wasn't pretty.