Where do babies come from?

[Bat Boy]

After all something can't come from nothing.

[GOPisEvil]

1. The stork brings them.

I was present at my birth, but I don't recall much.

[XNASA]

2. I don't think they can.

[Bat Boy]

5. You dirty, dirty man.

You subtle, dirty man.

[name not needed]

6. You sick motherfucker

:spank:

[Susang]

11. How do you know?

I'm waiting.....

[XNASA]

12. Er......cause I remember the first time I did......and.............

While I'm not sure of my exact age at the time....I am pretty sure I was walking about on my own and out of diapers.

OK...I wasn't 'completely' out of diapers, I mean, I wore them occasionally, if requested....but for the most part.....I mean, I only wore them to set the mood, as it were.

[Susang]

14. Okay.....

Yuck! :P

[XNASA]

15. Doncha wanna hear the part about........

the Gerbers mashed peas????

[Susang]

24. Only if you can post pictures

I have my standards after all.

[Lavender Brown]

3. The cabbage patch.

:)

[Susang]

4. I am so very frightened right now

I think I'll go take my lunch break now. I have some thinking I have to do.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. IKEA.

Which is owned by God.

[name not needed]

10. So they're really called

a Tovik and cost $149.00?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

13. Yes.

Yes they are.

[GOPisEvil]

21. You have to put them together yourself, too.

[tigereye]

16. I figured God might be Swedish

[Gothic Sponge]

8. Sperm and fresh eggs

[name not needed]

9. I shot my wad off in a carton of eggs,

does this mean I'm having hybrid human/chicken babies?

[Bat Boy]

19. If you do, can I have one?

I've always wanted to get into the carnival business.

[XNASA]

22. Here's one.

[Bat Boy]

23. Nice! They come with their own transportation!

That'll cut overhead.

[Merrick]

17. artificially fertilized gametes - which is acceptable if...

you're a rich lady with clogged felopian tubes, a raging case of empty cradle syndrome and a lot of money to throw around, but really awful if you're trying to cure Alzheimer's disease or regenerate damaged tissue/organs for the handicapped. At least according to the current administration.

[ET Awful]

18. This is by far the weirdest, most disturbing thread that

it's ever been my displeasure to engage in :)

Not that that's a bad thing.

[BigMcLargehuge]

20. space... deep space

here's a Hubble image of the "Baby Nebula"