Monday RNC Sing-Along, In honor of Mayor Rudolph Guiliani...

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"Rudolph the bald-head mayor" sing-along

(To the tune of Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
instrumental midi and lyrics here: http://www.the-north-pole.com/carols/rudolph.html http://www.the-north-pole.com/carols/midi/rudolph.mid )

You know Bush I and Bush II and Cheney the cowards;
Alan the Nutjob and Trent Lott the clansmen.

But do you recall? The most slimy GOP of all!

Rudolph the bald-head mayor.
He's a so called hero,
And if you've ever seen him,
You were nowhere near ground zero.

All of the other mayors,
wondered how he looks so clean.
its pretty simple, you see
go and bribe time magazine.

Then on one clear Tuesday sky,
terrorists came to town.
where was Rudolph did you say?
he was running fast away!

When he got prostate cancer
The doctors they did not know
"Rudolph," they had to ask him...
"in which one of your assholes"?

:) hope you like.

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1. kick...

c'mon y'all.

[AmandaRuth]

2. i'll sing it with you.

anything to drown out the noise coming from the tv (my hubby insists on watching)

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3. Cue the music....

;), I cant stand this idiot.