Captain Zapp Branigan is dead...

[dolo amber]

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[short bus president]

1. Uggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. Dead....

gorgeous! Come on baby, you know you want a ride on the USS Zappster.

[dolo amber]

20. The last time I did that

I ended up with a seriously bad case of the crabs...

[BigMcLargehuge]

21. Seafood is an aphrodesiac you know...

[flamingyouth]

3. Oh nooooooo!

[Fenris]

4. Well at least it isn't another fucking Laura Branigan thread.

[BigMcLargehuge]

8. Sing it with me Fenris

Leela, you're always on the run now
Running after somebody, you gotta get him somehow
I think you've got to slow down before you start to blow it
I think you're headed for a breakdown, so be careful not to show it

You really don't remember, was it something that he said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Leela?
Leela, don't you think you're fallin'?
If everybody wants you, why isn't anybody callin'?
You don't have to answer
Leave them hangin' on the line, oh-oh-oh, calling Leela
Leela (Leela), I think they got your number (Leela)
I think they got the alias (Leela) that you've been living under (Leela)
But you really don't remember, was it something that they said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Leela?

A-ha-ha, a-ha-ha, Leela, how's it gonna go down?
Will you meet him on the main line, or will you catch him on the rebound?
Will you marry for the money, take a lover in the afternoon?
Feel your innocence slipping away, don't believe it's comin' back soon

And you really don't remember, was it something that he said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Leela?
Leela, don't you think you're fallin'?
If everybody wants you, why isn't anybody callin'?
You don't have to answer
Leave them hangin' on the line, oh-oh-oh, calling Leela
Leela (Leela), I think they got your number (Leela)
I think they got the alias (Leela) that you've been living under (Leela)
But you really don't remember, was it something that they said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Leela?

(Leela, Leela, Leela, Leela, Leela)
(Leela, Leela, Leela, Leela, Leela)

[PittPoliSci]

5. report:

he will be laid to rest in a velor coffin.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

6. Sic Gloria Transit Mundi. Sic Gloria.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

7. Sic Laura as well.

oooooooph.

[JVS]

9. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Why is it always the good who die?

[dolo amber]

10. It's Gloria's fault

:grr:

[JVS]

11. Get her!

[SemiCharmedQuark]

12. Was He Killed By His Sexy Learning Disorder?

Sexlexia?

[BigMcLargehuge]

13. I heard it was death by Self-Snu-Snu

At least, that's what on the DOOP newsfeed

[short bus president]

14. Yes... autoerotic snoo-snoo...

How very of neutral of you to say so, Mr. McLargeHuge!

[BigMcLargehuge]

15. apparently the mind was willing but the flesh was spongy and bruised

[dolo amber]

16. *punt*

:D

[No2W2004]

17. Zap

"You win again gravity!!"


"Please...the spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised"


"You're about to find out why they call me the velor fog"

[Chovexani]

18. He was a no talent hack!

:evilgrin:

[Dukkha]

19. I'll drink some Champagin in his honor

he must have died from his last carpet bombing mission on the neutrals